massive salami

someone whos a cunt, or your best friend either one really. can be used to describe a situation as bullshit or hella lit. only spelt like
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"oi look at that massive salami o'er there"
"oh yeah she such a cunteth"

"dude that's such massive salami"

by thelævfam December 27, 2018

Massive fuck king

Takes glory and boast how he is the hottest shit in the world but is the truest coward

James: “wow, you didn’t do anything besides camping and taking my shit, you’re a massive fuck king

by EA in ur Ass :D October 6, 2019

Massive Maggot

A guy that gets ladies but is very spoiled and doesn’t actually care about anyone’s feelings even though they seem nice. They probably do crack.

That guy is such a Massive Maggot

by HunkyMonkey69 July 24, 2020

massive horse cock

a big fat cock

sarahs got a massive horse cock

by when the imposter is cock June 30, 2021

massive 'ed

The way Bobby describes Mac's rather large head

"Ey Mac, you've got a big fat massive 'ed you."

by macca_ March 10, 2022

massive bussy fart

when ur bussy makes a STINKY fart.. and it's massive bbg. It smells rank and rancid and u should probably wash ur ass with a rag and sum soap maybe a loofa if ur feeling fancy. if ur a bottom that is abstaining from sex u probably have done this b4.

That hoe just had a stank ass massive bussy fart.

by Yasscunt December 27, 2022

Massive go

Adj,
A "massive go" is a seemingly meaningless misspelling of "massive ego." Massive go is code for a guy with a huge dick, and a great personality. Disguised as a typo.

*two friends are texting eachother*
Friend one: "Holy crap Michel has a massive go"
Friend one: "*Ego"
Friend two: "dang, is he cute?"

by Michelthegreatest January 7, 2023