When somebody tries to tell you a story or memory from the past but they change what happened, usually to favor them.
Nima: Rememebr when i beat you in smash?
Mikey: No I beat you and Navid
Navid: You got Fake Memories Mikey
Mikey: No I beat you and Navid
Navid: You got Fake Memories Mikey
by WinstonisChink March 27, 2019
Get the Fake Memoriesmug. Sphincter memory is the memory of the sensation you feel in your anus when passing an especially large diameter
bowel movement.
bowel movement.
Margot smiled and then produced a little audible chortle as she had a sphincter memory of her early morning blowout where she gave birth to a very large fudge python.
by Torbert April 4, 2021
Get the sphincter memorymug. When your brain completely spaces out on something, usually in an embarrassing way, so you try to make light of the fact that you really screwed up or may in fact be heading toward dementia.
person a) Oops! Memory burp. Sorry I forgot to attend your wedding.
person b) Um yeah, bridesmaids aren't usually such forgetful twats.
person b) Um yeah, bridesmaids aren't usually such forgetful twats.
by CEDARTEETH August 11, 2010
Get the memory burpmug. A cleverly planted phrase, statement, and or question that causes a girl to think about you almost constantly until she can only love you uncontrolabley.
Hey babe, dump your boyfriend and be with me because I'm better in everyway.
Hey girl, Can I interest you in me?
I love your.....everything.
The above are examples of Memory bugs.
Hey girl, Can I interest you in me?
I love your.....everything.
The above are examples of Memory bugs.
by Jacob Forquer May 5, 2008
Get the Memory Bugmug. Memories and information are stored in the brain like files in an office. Stacks and stacks of irrelevant bullshit stored right next to stacks and stack of useful knowledge, however they are rarely confused. Unfortunately, there is no governing form of organization like alphabetical order or topical arrangement, but the thinker is still confident that after flipping through pages and pages of bullshit they will come to the idea/image/fact/etc they were looking for.
Person 1: "I love looking at leaves in the fall."
A person with Catalog Memory: Flips through the molecular process of photosynthesis, looks at the person, thinks about where their shirt was made and what language those people speak, imagines having sex with person 1 and where they would do it, thinks about photosynthesis again, then finds a memory relevant to the original comment. After about 10-20 seconds, person with catalog memory says: "My family and I used to take a road trip down the river every year. We'd stop at a bunch of parks to look at the leaves."
A person with Catalog Memory: Flips through the molecular process of photosynthesis, looks at the person, thinks about where their shirt was made and what language those people speak, imagines having sex with person 1 and where they would do it, thinks about photosynthesis again, then finds a memory relevant to the original comment. After about 10-20 seconds, person with catalog memory says: "My family and I used to take a road trip down the river every year. We'd stop at a bunch of parks to look at the leaves."
by patrick fitzpatrick March 6, 2011
Get the Catalog Memorymug. by JayAhsigum January 1, 2017
Get the deep memorymug. Gerald is overly convinced that genetic memory is the only logical explanation for his miraculous 30 day survival in the wilderness.
by WIZONDERFULWORLD April 5, 2015
Get the genetic memorymug.