A Masio (noun) is an individual who appears to be the conception of penile sweat and homoerotic thoughts. This rather peculiar word alludes to someone who seems like they are not fully “developed” yet.
Do not confuse or tie this word to individuals with disabilities—whether mental or physical—but instead use it for neurologically and physically abled people who just seem too grotesque to be the result of a standard heterosexual reproductive relationship.
To be more specific, Masios are often produced by excess charges in the air resulting from friction force from the rubbing of sweaty ballsacks to produce the ultimate pre-cum offspring.
Also, Masios spawn with built-in Advanced German singing skills.
Do not confuse or tie this word to individuals with disabilities—whether mental or physical—but instead use it for neurologically and physically abled people who just seem too grotesque to be the result of a standard heterosexual reproductive relationship.
To be more specific, Masios are often produced by excess charges in the air resulting from friction force from the rubbing of sweaty ballsacks to produce the ultimate pre-cum offspring.
Also, Masios spawn with built-in Advanced German singing skills.
Person 1 with gay parents: ughh i dont know what to sign up for the talent show with!!!
Person 2 with highly advanced intricate critical thinking skills: bro u literally a masio just do ur lil german thang boy
Person 2 with highly advanced intricate critical thinking skills: bro u literally a masio just do ur lil german thang boy
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