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Maris

An invisible domineering, henpecking female who denies her husband any pleasure in life; sometimes thought to be a non-existent person who men use as an excuse not to socialize.
Allen wanted to take his dick with him to the party but Maris wouldn't allow it. It's fun to emasculate Allen.
by Feebs October 2, 2003
mugGet the Marismug.

Mary

1. The girl who is always perfect and can do no wrong ever.

2. A term of endearment

3. When at a party/club and you forget someones name it is acceptable to call them "Mary". This only works if the indivudal is a woman, transvestite, drag queen, or homosexual man.
1. "Jesus! Mary could burn the fucking house down and get a medal for it."

2. "Oh I love you too Mary!!!!"

3. "Hey Mary where's the bathroom?" "Down the hall and to the left you saucy bitch"
by Mary Evyone Crenshaw January 2, 2011
mugGet the Marymug.

mary

A seemingly innocent girl, frequently seen as sexually inexperienced and prudish; one who is still a virgin; fresh meat. A Biblical reference to Mary giving birth to Jesus while still a virgin. A derogatory term.
Person 1: "That girl is such a prissy little prude!"
Person 2: "Yeah, I heard she's waiting till marriage."
Person 1: "What a mary!"
by zeureeka May 18, 2006
mugGet the marymug.

Mari

Tree. Tree. tREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. Also rich.
Mari (Ohara) is rich.
by ChickinChickin July 17, 2018
mugGet the Marimug.

Mary

blonde haired, blue eyes, tall
athletic
a virgin
does not have a lamb or garden
I want to marry mary.
by duh- mary February 12, 2010
mugGet the Marymug.

mari

mon pere mari ma mere
by Sherm The Great July 17, 2009
mugGet the marimug.

Mary

an effeminate Gay man who is probably promiscuous
Damn, Mary. How many cocks did you suck last night ?
by LaWandaWetting September 22, 2007
mugGet the Marymug.

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