ammosexual marriage

Ammosexual marriage: "The legal union of a gun lover and their weapon of choice." Not clear if it is actually legal in any State but may be allowed de facto as a result of current gun laws. Supposed to result from improper bonding at a young age to the mother resulting in transference of sexual attachment to a piece of metal such as a doorknob or shotgun.

Ammosexual marriage is a human right.

by charleyzencat February 14, 2015

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sus marriage

Marriage that is between the same gender

Do you support sus marriage?

by aniddfee July 26, 2021

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gay marriage

A union between two men or two women, allowing them to have the exact same set of legal rights as those possessed by heterosexual spouses. These include rights such as hospital visitation. A step beyond civil union, gay marriage will at last give LGBT partners the security that every family, whether m/f, m/m, or f/f, deserves.

Since gay marriage was approved in my state, I am now allowed to visit my husband when he is sick in the hospital.

by Megumi March 4, 2004

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starter marriage

Exclusively refers to a couple's initial marriage, probably at age 24 or less, involving partners with little income and assets. May or may not end with children; will likely not end with more assets than when it began. One or more of the partners may have an advanced degree at the time of divorce. Subsequent marriages are usually to partners higher up the socio-economic scale.

All she got was a '84 Suburu and some crummy dishes. No jewels, no real estate, nothing really to split; it was a starter marriage.

by Jeffry Finer December 16, 2003

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celebrity marriage

the "union" of a relatively famous person to another person, regardless of fame, for popular or financial gain; infamous for ending before the presents are opened

Jennifer Lopez has a different celebrity marriage every season.

by wingtang December 14, 2003

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