Bald martin Is the Literal God, Some might say the Ultimate God (and there right)
He is usually bullied and tortured By his Step Son MORGZ
And is married to A DUMBASSED WHORE BIG JILL
He's famous for the magical Dish, Beans and burgers, Only he can make it... and if you Eat his dish you become blessed and get one wish granted
HEs Literal god
He is usually bullied and tortured By his Step Son MORGZ
And is married to A DUMBASSED WHORE BIG JILL
He's famous for the magical Dish, Beans and burgers, Only he can make it... and if you Eat his dish you become blessed and get one wish granted
HEs Literal god
by Fricking dumbass February 24, 2020
Get the Bald martinmug. Martin is really gay, he is often seen sucking dick on the side, he likes to talk to dudes and only dudes, because he is gay for them.
That Martin is hella gay.
by MartinisGay October 8, 2019
Get the Martinmug. A human of darker pigmentation often referred to as a nigger. Survives of eating ice cubes,bananas, and beating retarded kids
Yo he finna go Martin mode stop him!
Ayo Nigga is that a Martin?
Damn! He always acting like a Martin
Ayo Nigga is that a Martin?
Damn! He always acting like a Martin
by Martindamonkey May 21, 2019
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Get the jean-martinmug. One of the founders of the Protestant branch of Christianity. He criticized many practices of the Catholic Church during his lifetime. Not to be confused with Martin Luther King, Jr.
Person1: Martin Luther had a dream that his four little children...
Person2: No, you're thinking Martin Luther King, Jr. Martin Luther was the founder of Protestantism.
Person2: No, you're thinking Martin Luther King, Jr. Martin Luther was the founder of Protestantism.
by administrator January 19, 2009
Get the martin luthermug.