marijuana

1.the least harmful drug on earth.
2.has no long term effacts at all.
3.a great way to party!!!

1.Hey Nigguh puff puff pass daauuyymm!I need my marijuana!

by VIIZZZZZIICKE February 6, 2007

marijuana

the best stuff ever

makes you feel good and relaxed

not bad at all

should be legal

i love to smoke marijuana

by calvizzal November 4, 2006

marijuana

A plant that gets you high

roll that shit, light that shit, smoke that shit, pass that shit!

by weedman July 23, 2002

Marijuana

Would bring about world peace if mandated one toke a day worldwide. Einstein was smoking it when he discovered relativity, and that's a fact buy his memoirs it's in there. It's a shame it's illegal, the only reason is because it is the most common drug, basically a cash cow for the courts.

Also, "marijuana" is a racist term, it's not Spanish ("mota" is the term for pot). It's xenophobic to call it this and if you want to sound the least bit educated call it "Cannabis"

"Einstein smoked marijuana and destroyed Newton's classical theory of mechanics, yet somehow if you smoke it people call you stupid"

"What do Salvador Dali, Van Gogh, Thomas Jefferson, Benjamin Franklin, Einstein, and Kurt Vonnegut all have in common?"
"They were all geniuses?"
"well, yea, but they all loved marijuana too"

by EisMCsquared February 15, 2010

Magician

a powerful and stunning individual who takes all your fears away & replaces it with magic and happiness. These individuals are brilliant, intelligent and extremely attractive, yet they are very humble and heal without you even realizing. They exude an aura of enchantment and use affection as their wand. Very lovable and easy to fall in love with. They are wonderful individuals who make a lasting impression in your life. Extremely rare to encounter so pretty please consider yourself very blessed if you have one in your life.

person 1: today all my fears went away when i met Dr. Jake
person 2: my gosh, he must be a Magician.

by cadburydairymilk July 5, 2010

marijuana flow

The wonderful plant that gets people blazed

1:Yo dude I got the marijuana flow.

2:Bitch you blazed.

by Sketchyydakidd February 27, 2014

black magician

The act of someone black putting a dick in someone so fast it looks like it just dissapeared

He is so talented I think he's a black magician!

by Ghosthausasn March 17, 2016