Muff Muffler

Worn by women who are embarrassed about queefing in public.

I couldn't stop queering so I bought a muff muffler so that no one could hear it.

by V farter January 6, 2017

muffler lungs

When you take humongous hits out of a bong, pipe, blunt, or joint and swallow it without choking or coughing !

Sam : *Takes a bong rip , milks it then swallows it*
Isaiah: Damn bro you got muffler lungs !!

by ChiefDub February 28, 2016

cooch muffler

A big-ass pornstache.

"I'll grow the best cooch muffler you've ever seen"

by Hey, demons. It's ya girl. October 18, 2018

Muffler

When you rip ass too loud so you need to muffle it with a wad of toilet paper

Jason farted at dennys too loud so he needed to go to the bathroom and pull a muffler

by AvocadoDad May 27, 2024

Mullet Muffler

When you are eating out a dump truck of an ass from behind and she lets out a gasser that blows your party in the back like a midwestern tornado.

Zach was nose deep in a heifer of a woman when she let one loose that blew his hair mud flap back like a wind sock. He knew he had received a Mullet Muffler.

by Clc see you later October 6, 2025

FLUFF MUFFLER

A DISMALLY LUBED "CONTACT PATCH" THAT A GUYS NAIL CANNOT PENETRATE DUE TO BEING DENIED ENTRY BY THE HAG/IT -

NO SQUEEKY CREAKY GOINGS ON TONIGHT COZ MY BABES GONE WITH FLUFF MUFFLER -

by NAIL BANGER June 7, 2018

South African Butt Muffler

When you need to use the bathroom in silence, you fold three squares of toilet paper in half and hold it over you ass as you sit or stand to pee. If gas escapes, no one will hear.

She’s a bit to proper, she makes a South African butt muffler when she pees and I’ve never even heard her fart.

by Dizzy Deryn January 31, 2024