Mississippi Salad

The act of vomiting, urinating, then defecating on a womans pussy and stirring it up with your dick, creating a kind of salad inside her.

The only good thing about getting the flu every once in a while is that Mary let's me give her the old Mississippi Salad.

I now walk around shirtless in December so I don't miss the opportunity.

by Dont Ask... Man March 2, 2010

THE MISSISSIPPI MUDSLIDE

The Mississippi Mudslide is when a man has projectile diarrhea and during sex he must sits on a womans face and proceed to defecate on the womans face causing the poop to slide the womans face and body. This will look something like a mudslide

Dan i was sick yesterday and Sarah came over and was really horny and while she was licking my nuts i accidentally gave her THE MISSISSIPPI MUDSLIDE

by mikehunt92 December 9, 2010

Mississippi Crunch

Jumping off a high point into a body of water and then breaking a bone

Johnny heard the ol' Mississippi Crunch after plummeting into the river
That guy pulled of a Mississippi Crunch!

by GanstaSlime March 13, 2021

mississippi handshake

When you cover your hand in shit and then give a sloppy handjob

Oh I just got the best Mississippi handshake from Dillon earlier

by Kiezobeast September 24, 2016

Mississippi Fusion

Derivative of a Wrist Fusion (medical)

Wrist Fusion:
medical procedure fusing wrist joints, sometimes preventing movement permanently.

Mississippi Fusion:

flooding a wrist in ignorantly gaudy (bling), preventing wrist movement due to the icy (water).

(Jeweler), Please Give Me The Mississippi Fusion. I Would Like To Put (100) On My Wrists.

I am out here (trapping) for my Mississippi Fusion.

by da ‘burban bab¥ February 21, 2020

Mississippi Anaconda

During sex, the male wraps his right/left leg around the female's neck while she blows him.

Tom used the Mississippi Anaconda maneuver on Jessie

by 69Boy69 August 5, 2015

mississippi mudhole

Its better than a butthole

sure is

-Mississippi mudhole

by PaulsEgo March 15, 2018