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the classic mistake

When you still have the timer on and you slurp down boiling hot noodles, usually resulting in a scorched mouth.
John, you just committed the classic mistake
by Jonathan Daub June 15, 2018
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Sad fucking mistake

Aka me. A person who has “friends” but her friends only stick around because they think I’m suicidal and I sh. A person who’s family pretends to care but they really have no idea I sit in my room at 2am crying and covering my mouth with my hands To not make a sound. A person who’s sure they will not make it past 20yo. A person who once got a mental breakdown witch lead me to draw over all my mirrors with a black marker because I didn’t wanna se my ugly self anymore . A person who is in love with someone who gave them false hopes and who will never love, or even like me back. A person who Is fucking Sad and considers them self a mistake.
by Heltotroligt June 26, 2020
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Marine Corp Milkshake

A sexual act in which Marines partake

ritualistically. Multiple men initiate sexual intercourse with a female and, one at a time, bust inside of her. The last one to blow his load in her must drink the rest of it out of her vagina.
Damn, it looks like Devin’s gonna have to drink the Marine Corp Milkshake!
by Oonga Boonga August 2, 2020
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Mistake

Not every mistake is equal
Some mistakes are costlier than others
Some mistakes can be repeated
Some mistakes should only be done once
Some mistakes should have never been made,
Because one time would be too many.

The mistake that costs lives
The mistake that forever leaves imprint in their heart and mind.
Those kind of mistakes, should have never been made.

It's Done.
by Time Capsule💊 May 4, 2022
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miles milkshake

When a group of men simultaneously ejaculate into a blender, blend their semen with soy milk, blueberries and a splash of cinnamon to create a nice desert after a long day of hard work.
Miles, Iowa is the birthplace of the Miles Milkshake after a game of Truth or Dare went horribly wrong. Caution: Not to be consumed by minors, pregnant women or Hispanics.
by Dan Patricia January 17, 2014
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Baytown Milkshake

When you find a used condom on the ground and then drink the contents.
Drew found a used condom after fishing and decided to have himself a Baytown Milkshake.
by The One from Texas November 19, 2017
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Mexican Milkshake

Eat Taco Bell and then shit in a water bottle, then have your significant other drink it
Guy: here, have this
Girl: what is it?
Guy: a Mexican Milkshake
by whenyousearch"hi"onUD March 1, 2021
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