McDonalds

a place where the burgers look like big turds, and where you find bugs in your food and people spit in the chilli! And then our parents and teachers complain how aweful the food there is...and then that night, you see them there, eating those turds!!!

this is a true story of a girl(she wrote it):
My burger was overcooked and cold so i put it in the microwave and the microwave blew up!!!

by Des July 14, 2003

McDonalds

American Culture

McDonalds rules the world.

by Joe Regular July 25, 2003

McDonalds

"I'm lovin' it"???? F*ck off am I lovin' it! You go in there feeling like having the "Pound Saver" menu because you're hungry and also...ahem...cheap. What happens after you've had the double bacon cheeseburger full of gurkins? Well you go home...and have another one because it didn't make you feel full in the first place!

Thanks Justin Timberlake for giving this restaurant franchise a s*it catchphrase! You arrogant double bacon cheeseburger pig!

by LollyLushandChadChequin March 17, 2004

mcdonalds

Good food, good friends, lots of fun, Great place to work. It is not our fault if you gain weight from eating our food....YOU ORDERED IT

I am an employee that loves her job at Mcdonalds

by A Current Employee March 9, 2004

McDonalds

a place where townies can do what they do best-be a dickhead

do u really need an explanation?

by jacqueline February 23, 2004

McDonalds

A restaurant in which they let protein worms crawl through the meat.
A.K.A. Rotten Ronnies.

damn McDonald's gave me food poisoning again.

by pantherx May 29, 2003

McDonalds

An over-crowded room with a large M on the roof. It serves fat people fattening food and tosses out the drifters and thin 'uns.

McDonalds was first opened within Stonehenge. It then spread throughout The Netherlands and eventually made its way to Fatland USA.

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 1, 2003