McDonalds

The first human resource plant, invented by Satan himself. Made for the lack of food in small countries, McDonalds serves millions with their own human waste. The employees often screw your order up, and scratch their butt before they fix you food. The smell of McDonalds is often compared to the odor of sweaty vagina and burnt popcorn. It is also rumored that McDonalds is a secret organization created to keep the human population down.

We carried our week-old-feces to McDonalds so a lucky family could get the pleasure of eating our shit from the dollar menu.

by Alex December 15, 2003

McDonalds

American Culture

McDonalds rules the world.

by Joe Regular July 25, 2003

McDonalds

"I'm lovin' it"???? F*ck off am I lovin' it! You go in there feeling like having the "Pound Saver" menu because you're hungry and also...ahem...cheap. What happens after you've had the double bacon cheeseburger full of gurkins? Well you go home...and have another one because it didn't make you feel full in the first place!

Thanks Justin Timberlake for giving this restaurant franchise a s*it catchphrase! You arrogant double bacon cheeseburger pig!

by LollyLushandChadChequin March 17, 2004

mcdonalds

Good food, good friends, lots of fun, Great place to work. It is not our fault if you gain weight from eating our food....YOU ORDERED IT

I am an employee that loves her job at Mcdonalds

by A Current Employee March 9, 2004

McDonalds

a place where townies can do what they do best-be a dickhead

do u really need an explanation?

by jacqueline February 23, 2004

McDonalds

A restaurant in which they let protein worms crawl through the meat.
A.K.A. Rotten Ronnies.

damn McDonald's gave me food poisoning again.

by pantherx May 29, 2003

McDonalds

a huge chain of fast food restaurants that serve cheap unhealthy food, almost everything on their menu has about 3,000 calories and most people who eat there are fat

fat lady:hey I ate at McDonalds and now I weigh 400 pounds

by me777 April 16, 2006