Maryland goodbye

Maryland goodbye: when gathering with a group, saying multiple goodbyes in various stages with new conversations in-between goodbyes. At the table, then standing by the table or front door of restaurant, then again outside of the restaurant. The total process takes a minimum of 15 minutes, there is no maximum time limit

Antonym: Irish Goodbye
I would have been home right after dinner, but I got caught up in a Maryland goodbye, and couldn't get out of there
by MattinMaryland May 31, 2024
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accident maryland

small town and flat asses. everyone expect a selected bunch usually has a curse word in every sentence. crack heads and rich people all mixed together!
my friend and i hung out in accident maryland and got flipped off by a bunch of teens for no reason!
by jiijoeeee October 22, 2017
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Williamsport, Maryland

Wee-ummz‐sport. A small town on your left river bank just past at Duck Island, coming down the Potomac on your float. Home of the river rats and wildcats and the founding area of steamers , the most desirable food at football games. This town strangely has its own accent not heard in the surrounding towns.
After we look at the Williamsport, maryland water tower can we float down to D.C?
by Rex power colt March 25, 2022
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maryland sharpshooter

When you're about to give someone a facial, you step back 3-5 feet and piss during ejaculation adding pressure to the cumshot for it to travel longer.
"Bro last night, I gave this thick girl a Maryland Sharpshooter"
by Killmelmao123 March 12, 2017
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the Maryland mud slide

when you hitting it from behind and she drop a shit all over you creating the Maryland mud slide
she was such a whore she gave you the Maryland mud slide
by CoronaWithLime March 18, 2020
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Maryland Mozzarella

the left over crusty cum that was left on your penis after masterbating.
When i was giving him a blowjob, i realized he had Maryland Mozzarella! i didn’t know he masterbated that much! gross.
by king JUULian September 03, 2018
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A person who is rude to others about their looks but has no room to judge because they're unpleasing the the eye.
Them: Shes such at catfish .
Everyone else: Your literally friends with Central Maryland Diesel (Dan Bowen) you all are over weight and ugly. Why are you judging someone else.
by madison craumer April 10, 2018
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