When there's no excitement in the news and retail investors aren't buying the dips or crypto is in a slow moving trend in a bull market.
by DJ Jazzy Jim September 21, 2021
Get the turtle marketmug. “Yeah i went to shop at Market Basket, I saw a homeless man eating a whole cucumber, my day was ruined”
by theweirdworker October 17, 2022
Get the Market Basketmug. Hair market is when you forget to shave your pubes and someone wants to eat your dick. Or when you eat pubes because ramen isn't enough.
by BigFwithAbigD March 13, 2019
Get the Hair Marketmug. A market in the gold coast that sells some pretty cool stuff.
But it's advertised on the tv all the time AND IT WON'T STFU.
But it's advertised on the tv all the time AND IT WON'T STFU.
Poe: wanna head to Carrara markets with me?
Daryl: CARRARA MARKETS!
Poe: stfu darylin
Daryl: stfu kung fu panda ass
Daryl: CARRARA MARKETS!
Poe: stfu darylin
Daryl: stfu kung fu panda ass
by Stormyyyyyyyyyy June 6, 2021
Get the Carrara marketsmug. A sign of gentrification by yuppie millennial hipsters, particularly those who have handlebar mustaches and use the words artisanal and alkaline excessively and enjoy cheese plates.
by Pistol river pocket gopher May 4, 2020
Get the Union Marketmug. name given to online community that sells crap - tard being short for retards in the light hearted sense
by DJ Wechat April 6, 2017
Get the tard marketmug. 1. A rare, massive "Short Squeeze" event in the financial market that is devastating enough to completely bankrupt large hedge funds negatively affected by it, creating a broader impact across the market where many securities sharply fall in price while others rise dramatically in price.
Coined during the $GME Mother of all Short Squeezes (MOASS) Saga by retail investors on Reddit (most notably from r/superstonk).
In a Market Moonsoon, securities that the bankrupted market participants held "long" positions of are rapidly sold, significantly damaging the price of those securities, while the securities the market participants held "short" positions of rise significantly as they are forcibly covered after their prime broker takes on and closes the all positions.
Coined during the $GME Mother of all Short Squeezes (MOASS) Saga by retail investors on Reddit (most notably from r/superstonk).
In a Market Moonsoon, securities that the bankrupted market participants held "long" positions of are rapidly sold, significantly damaging the price of those securities, while the securities the market participants held "short" positions of rise significantly as they are forcibly covered after their prime broker takes on and closes the all positions.
Toxic Hedge Funds and Market Makers caused a Market Moonsoon after the fraudulent trade practice of "naked shorting" $GME backfired when retail investors bought and held the stock, causing $GME's price to reach astronomical levels while the price of many other securities held by the toxic market participants crashed while they were forcibly liquidated after being defaulting.
by HCMF_MaceFace July 3, 2021
Get the Market Moonsoonmug.