R.A.M.S.

Acronym standing for Randomly Angry Male Syndrome.

Occurs in mostly adolescent to mid-20's males, causing fits of rage, outbursts, general anger, etc.

Caused by a variety of stressors on the modern male, such as stupidity of others, stupidity of society, general bullshit, and almost anything that can be seen as an annoyance.

There is no known cure.

Bob: Hey George, did you see Jim go ape-shit on that waiter? What's up with him?

George: Its probably just R.A.M.S., Bob. Sometimes the world just gets to guy.

Jim: (screams indecipherably in rage)

by samquam February 5, 2012

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Canna-R.E.M

The state of your body being asleep, but the brain is still subconsciously awake.

ex. After you and your friends smoke out, you go inside to watch TV. After you pass out, the slimes wanna go get pizza, and you immediately shoot up like you were never asleep.

Also referred to as insomnijuana

*watching the office*
guy 3: (passed out)
guy 2: yo is he good?
guy 1: ye he’s just in Canna-R.E.M rn. You tryna go get tacos?
guy 3: yo someone say tacos?

by insatiable_wolf November 5, 2019

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r.u.m

Real useless motherfucker, a term used to describe most tweakers the kind that sleep on peoples couches.

Oh my god have you seen Lee Jenkins lately he’s homeless and lives with his mom and staying in hotels because he has a wicked math problem he’s such a fucking R.U.M

by BBKFMILNER October 28, 2021

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R.U.M

A R.U.M is a real, useless, MF
Also known as a scrub, or a hobo sexual.

That Milner boy he’s in and out of jail all the time!!

His gf Gia, is hot as fuck and all he does is just smoke dope and go to jail he’s such a R.U.M

by BBKFMILNER October 28, 2021

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