by psuedoscotsman January 2, 2010

The hottest girl to walk the grounds of the earth. She is smarter than Thomas Edison and dumber than no one. She is more gorgeous than helon of troy. Everybody wants to be Lindsay Ilkay
"oh boy look at that Lindsay Ilkay, what a fucking hottie. I want that girl she is the hottest girl ive ever see!"
by ilovemonkeyscuzimhot September 4, 2016

Lindsay Lohan was a child actor who had a very sucessful career until she got into drugs and alcohol. At this point in time she became a disgrace to redheads. She now spends her time rotationg between parties, rehab and jail
by cheer-E-o November 26, 2010

Dude 1- "Oh dude lindsay lohan is so hot and blonde! man i'd tap that!"
Dude 2- "No bro its fake blonde hair. It was origanlly red"
Dude 1- "well man, nevermind. i dont like them firecrotches"
Dude 2- "No bro its fake blonde hair. It was origanlly red"
Dude 1- "well man, nevermind. i dont like them firecrotches"
by ohh lordd December 9, 2008

by Tgeez May 11, 2020

boy 1: hey man, look at that girl, she must be the lindsay lohan of her school.....
boy 2: guess you're right, her facial structures really look like she had drugs, sallow face, heavy eyebags, red eyes..
boy 2: guess you're right, her facial structures really look like she had drugs, sallow face, heavy eyebags, red eyes..
by non_drug_user July 30, 2009

by Duke420 July 23, 2007
