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lasterbating

Masterbating so much that your dick falls off and that is your last time masterbating because your dick fell off
Jim: hey what were you doing last night?
Me: I was lasterbating.
Jim: Dude, your dick fell off?
Me: Yep.
by Vagina McNuggets September 23, 2012
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Chain Letter

A chain letter is one of the most annoying text walls ever.

Most of these start out with a short story,
(Translated from illiteracy)
In 1964(or some shit like that) a girl named (Insert WTF?! Name Here) was (insert deus ex machina here) by (Another WTF?! name) while she was (doing something).

Then do a repost or die.

If you don't send this to (variable) people in (time period), she will kill you with (whatever). If you do, you will be awarded.

These are most common on MySpace because of it's unmoderated bullshit.
In 1829, a gurl namd Haraballius wus wlking on a lke when a man named Tradadallah W.T. Fuck raped her to death. If you dont sent dis chain letter 2 38 ppl by the end of 1408, u will b killd by Haraballius. if u do, u willb re-wrded with coton candee reign.

CHAWKLIT REIGN, SOME STAY DRY AND OTHERS FEEL THE PAIN, CHAWKLIT REIGN
by DJ Jasper June 11, 2008
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Letterbox Woman

An arabic women wearing a veil that hides the whole of here body except her eyes. The term "Letterbox" comes from the fact that the slit where the eyes are seen looks like that on a letterbox.
That Letterbox Woman over there was just sick in her veil"
by Rennockssanj&joanna December 20, 2009
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Cum Letter

A piece of paper with sperm ejaculated onto it, then folded and sent to someone as an actual letter.
Dude 1: I heard Ms. Finke yelled at you today

Dude 2: Yeah, what a bitch.

Dude 1: You should get her back

Dude 2: Don't worry, I sent that ho a Cum Letter

Dude 1: Niiiice
by UnCoolBro September 25, 2010
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Lord Letterle

The best English teacher any human that came to existence could ask for. Mess with her, and she will show you who's boss. After she cracks a window "Showed that window who's boss!" Lord Letterle is a species not to be messed with. When you enter her room, you must bow down to her every time, or she will show you who's boss.
"Lord Letterle!" The people yell as they worship Lord Letterle
by Thefters May 28, 2018
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Bellatrix Lestrange

hot as 😃 f a w k 😃 (don't judge)
"Have you seen Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix?"

"Yeah dude, Bellatrix Lestrange is hot as hell!"
by Bisexual Harry Potter Simp October 29, 2020
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lesler

a leslie enjoyer; the viewers of fuslie on twitch.tv/fuslie
do you watch fuslie?

of course, im a lesler your honor
by angelicajellybutt August 7, 2022
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