Linus Meth Tips

Best person in the world, He is the alpha of alpha males, gets all pussies.

He is racist, homophobic, sexist, misogynistic, bigot and based ironically.
He has reached levels of irony no one can match.
In a nutshell leader of all humans.

guy1: Dude look at that guy how does he get all the pussy man.
guy2: Man he is just a Linus Meth Tips.

by kishirima March 14, 2021

Long Lens

This word commonly confuses all the new users to SkatePerception.com. For some reason people can't put two and two together and figure out that the term "Long Lens" is not an actual additional lens to your video camera, but it is infact the stock lens that is built in already.

A fisheye lens is an attachable lens onto the Bayo mount or the thread mount.

A long lens is the lens already in your camera.

TA FUCKING DA.

by LukeS. February 2, 2009

Your Lexus

You high class ass act. Real leather toosh. Silver plated teeth. Basically anyone who calls attention to themselves by acting aloof. You can hear them silently whisper I am better than you but in reality they are the ones who think they're not good at all.

Hey dude where's your Lexus?

Not here today dude.

by Kungpaochick159 May 30, 2014

Linus

Big idiot with massive ego. Has microscopic penis that even the best scientists can not measure. All round asshole.

Wow that guys being such an idiot, I bet he’s a Linus

by Yahhhhhboiiiiiii March 2, 2020

Lens

Greatest guy you will ever meet, but you have to get to know him, nickname is King Ding-a-ling.

Not all men can be like lens

by Renzu57 March 21, 2020

Collimating lens

A lens which focuses light rays from a source into parallel paths, thus focusing the image relayed at infinity. Highly useful in Head-Up-Display systems, for obvious reasons.

This will be the 2nd in my series of largely useless technical jargon, which will continue as it is more fun writing this than writing a report on the performance and aerodynamics of an MAV.

-For more amusing and less contrived definitions, look up my ones for France or Europe. They're OK.

by victorhadin December 7, 2003

lexus lane

The lane on highways reserved for vehicles that are carrying more than one passenger, or for single occupant drivers who pay a fee. This practice is popular in major cities during rush hour.

Similar to the HOV (High Occupancy Vehicles) lane.

It seems like it's always the solo soccer moms in luxury vehicles hogging up the lexus lane.

I could have swore that guy in the lexus lane who sped by planted a life size dummy in the passenger seat.

by Oranaise November 1, 2008