Lennys

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Is it ok to wear my Lennys to dinner Honey?

by OSTigerman November 22, 2023

Lenny

A lenny is someone who is tall for nothing, lanky, has a pompadour haircut, wears glasses, and is extremely nerdy. All lenny’s look alike and are npc esc. There is a unknown number of them but it’s estimated to be in the millions

“Look at that tall nerd, he a lenny”

by braden fred June 15, 2023

LENNY

The only person you can call out for if you're drunk, even if you don't know a Lenny

Person 1 : Woah dude you're really drunk
Person 2 : LENAAYYYY
Person 1 : Who's Lenny?
Person 2 : Ynnel!!
Person 1 : Wtf are you talking about!
Person 2 : Lennaay, mah BOAH
Person 1 : Why do you have that accent?
Person 3 : Don't worry, he just plays Red Dead Redemption 2

by 10BigHotMen June 27, 2020

Lenny

Ahh Lenny- where do we even start. Lenny is a poor old soul infatuated with the idea of “being Ronnie.” Every night Lenny goes to bed hoping to wake up the next morning as Ronnie. When he does not, he gets angry. All Lenny can think about is Ronnie. When he closes his eyes, boom Ronnie appears. When he looks at the mazes on the back of the Cheerios box, boom there He is again. And you guessed it, when he looks in the mirror, all He can see is the sparkling reflection of Ronnie. Lenny is a “Hazit Case” (IYKYK). The equivalent of this in laymen terms is someone who you just can’t help but feel bad for and who has nothing going for him. This is Lenny. Lenny frequently has fantasies about some nice Ronnie on Ronnie action. As it was written in the Bible: “Though shal not be an oxen.” This is lennys motto, interpret it as you please. Now you may be wondering who this mysterious Ronnie is, and let me tell you straight from the words of Lenny that he is a man of another world. As Lenny once said: “Who is this man of another world?” Wow. Spoken from the man himself. Lenny is not alone, however. Amongst him is a mysterious man who will not be named. Some refer to him as the “teenage mutant ninja turtle” of the world, and this is an accurate description. This mysterious man works in ways we have never seen before. He pleasures himself by tagging others in his Instagram posts-may god be with him. In summary, all aspire to be Ronnie, as it was written in the Bible: “And it was good.”

Stop being such a Lenny.

by Yankees rule 1234 January 3, 2021

Lenni

Lenni is the person who will show you what true love feels like. Hes super loving and the most kind hearted person you will ever be in a realationship with. He will tell you how beautiful you are and how much he loves you everyday.

I never stopped loving you and I never will.
I miss you every single day.
Thank you for showing me what love is <3

I love you Lenni

by anonymous November 21, 2021

Lenny

Lenny is a millennial who, believes they are qualified for the biggest, best, and highest job positions and, doesn't need to undergo time-consuming training or life experiences. Lenny also believes they are hot AF, because they have a cabinet full of participation trophies to prove it! Lenny can't read cursive, but can speed-thumb 90 words a minute. Go Lenny! YaY!!

Lenny at a Job interview: Hi I am supremely confident that my skill set will solve all of your company's top of mind concerns.

HR director: Ok Lenny you're hired! we have a corner office with your name plate on it! Your show-up trophy is on the desk, and just text us your completed application.

by TheeEyeZ April 14, 2023

Lenny

Your mate thats just a fucking legend. Often a smexy guy.

Fuck Lenny's looking good today! I ain't gay but 20 dollars is 20 dollars.

by Blaze739 August 12, 2019