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Lena Golovach

Russian gag name, when surname and name juxtaposed, GolovachLena phonetically sounds like "golova chlena" or head of the penis

As nickname often used by Dota players
- My name is Lena Golovach. or GolovaChlena

-WTF?
by dildo777 January 7, 2025
mugGet the Lena Golovachmug.

Lena

Lena is an amazing and talented girl, her most favorite thing is to eat fires
Me: Hey Lena what do you like to eat?
Lena: FRIESSSS
by CakeeLeCupcake April 9, 2017
mugGet the Lenamug.

Maya and Lena

Maya: minding her own business in her room

Lena: runs into Maya’s room and starts dancing in the mirror

Maya: “LENA please could you come out’
Lena: “NO you can share this mirror with me, mum even said”
Maya: “well then I’ll go use your mirror then”
Lena: “sure yours is better anyways”
Maya: grabs lena, walks to her foot, throws her out, and shuts the door behind her
Maya: “finally done”
Lena: “MUMM DADDD” *cries*
to say it simply, Lena is in love with Maya’s mirror, Maya and Lena are just both pathetic (mostly lena)
by hxhsks June 30, 2021
mugGet the Maya and Lenamug.

Lena

Lena is hands down the baddest, funniest, and smartest person you’ll ever meet. The type of girl you might cross paths with on a fateful April night. The type of girl who will do your coding just to spend more time with you. Honestly, you're one of the luckiest people alive if you know her. She’s made my life immeasurably better, and I love her more than words can say. I actually feel a little sorry for anyone who’ll never get to experience the pure magic that is Lena. I had to create a definition to memorialize how cool I think she is. I love you :)
How to pronounce and use "Lena" in a sentence

LEE-nuh

Ex. "Lena, don't piss me off."
by Kokoskinny4ever December 19, 2024
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Lena

A straight up annoying bitch with no sense of humor. She will start to like you and then she will be annoying. She cries at everything you say to her or do to her. She Is a pussy.
John: Oh hi
Lena: ur a dickhead lol
John: No u

Lena: *cries in iridescence for next 10 yrs
by Yyyyyyyrrreettfcddfc January 31, 2020
mugGet the Lenamug.

Lena

She is a bratty spoiled little midget. She lost many friends along the way due to being overall unwise and makes you hate her. She does not let you talk to any other people. She had a best friend but Lena was so toxic that she made her best friend leave the school. She also stole her best friends man. She went to prison on multiple occasions due to charges of arson and use of a weapon under substances
U see that mentally deranged person down the street?

'' Yeah that's Lena ''
by anonymous April 13, 2022
mugGet the Lenamug.

lena

A name popular in Malaysia. People named Lena usually are in love with someone called Solihin or Ebit. Most people who are named Lena is really really short.
Oh that girl is really short! She must be a Lena
by Dalang Bertasbih November 21, 2021
mugGet the lenamug.

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