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Legit Retarded

Actual mental infirmity

Often used to describe a person who shows signs of normalcy, but occasionally does things so mind bogglingly dumb, that one needs to question whether the person actually has a mental deficiency.
Bro, the stamp goes on the upper right hand corner of the envelope and the address goes in the middle. You’re thirty. No offense, are you legit retarded?
by ponytrekker February 8, 2021
mugGet the Legit Retardedmug.

the legit oven

what single men use when the microwave isnt working
i had to use the legit oven for my pizza rolls, it pissed me the fuck off!
by that one guy over there -> September 17, 2011
mugGet the the legit ovenmug.

proper legit

When something's so good it conforms beyond the rules.
That brewery has so many exemplary beers it's proper legit.
by Dontbother8 March 22, 2017
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Legit Baguette

Guy: "Look at that guys wingspan, he must have a legit baguette"

Jenny: "So I went home with this guy last night, oh my god, I swear to god he had a legit baguette"
by EnragedWookie August 18, 2013
mugGet the Legit Baguettemug.

Legit Humping

When two consenting members of the opposite sex enter a legal binding marriage and get their hump on!
lets get some 'legit humping' on the go
by Its a hard time of year October 25, 2011
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Legit as BALLS

Something so legit that it can only be compared to the male genitalia.
by Cojones_ June 12, 2011
mugGet the Legit as BALLSmug.

Legit Kid

Basic Legit Kid Qualities:

1 - Often least conformist out of the other kids
2 - Doesn't care if they shop at places like 'Good Will' as long as they like what they get.
3 - They don't always fit in on account that they don't conform as much as others would want >_>
4 - Usually have a fine sense of humor
5 - Thought other kids think they're "weird" they are very fun to be around once you get to know them.
6 - They don't stay home all the time. They sometimes ill go on bike rides and even go to hangouts like society used to. (The good old days)
7 - A lot of the boys don't always have girlfriends, because they are looking for a girl who is also legit.
8 - The girls are almost never single because every guy wants one XD.
An example of a legit kid would be one that fits the definition above.
by (Insert Name Here?) October 16, 2009
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