the term used to describe the action of fucking lard - generally for 50 year old virgins or harry owen. lard fuckers generally like to fuck 'i cant believe its not butter' or other lardy substances
person who has had sex - wow harry, you're 50 and have never had sex
harry - yeah i know, but its okay ive got a hot date with some bertolli later, its gonna be a really hot lard rape for me
harry - yeah i know, but its okay ive got a hot date with some bertolli later, its gonna be a really hot lard rape for me
by harry owen September 20, 2009
by Dingleoid January 29, 2019
a type of fat roll that usually accumulates around the torso and is chunky like mashed potatoes at grandma's parties. many times it is used when a couple is in bed and one mate is trying to get rid of the other.
Betty: Oh your good!
Bob: Your lard tator makes me that way.
*slap*
Bob: It was a compliment.
Betty: Well, LARD TATOR, get movin'... out!
Bob: Your lard tator makes me that way.
*slap*
Bob: It was a compliment.
Betty: Well, LARD TATOR, get movin'... out!
by just_sayin_09 March 28, 2009
by Window sheets December 11, 2021
Lazzle Azzle Razzle Dazzle
by Hobbisan July 24, 2023