Lachlan

Lachlan is an act refered to as someone repeated smashing the back of their head to imitate Lachlan and his flat fucking head. It is also common that they also chisel their brain to smoothen it just like Lachlan. Also Lachlan's eyebrows overlap.

Hey wanna Lachlan?

No I dont want a flat head a smooth brain nor an endomorph body

by PoonanileachlanD December 15, 2023

Lachlan

Lachlan is a rude, insanely annoying person. They are really dorky and quirky and fuck up a lot they are basically the human form of hell

Wow I hate lachlan he is so annoying

by Ggbbhh December 17, 2021

The Lachlan Jarvis

A virgin and bad soccer player. It is known for travelling Queensland and weighing 2 Tonnes. It is often used as an insult.

You are The Lachlan Jarvis.

by Jay Jarvis July 21, 2024

Lachlan Ponsen

He's a bit cheeky, doesn't listen to others. Mummas boy, makes stupid jokes, cries consistently. He is an abomination to society ;)

Have you seen lachlan ponsen around?
Yeah he's crying in the corner with his mum as per usual

by Hawt dawm July 26, 2025

Lachlan Bourne

short and bony

"That Lachlan bourne dude is pretty hot"
"No, you're thinking of Matt Damon as Jason Bourne, Lachlan bourne is short, bony and needs a haircut"
"Ohh I know who you mean he is pretty short and bony, aye"
"yessir"

by krausslad November 3, 2020

Lachlan

Lachlan is a funny, young boy who pushes boundaries. He loves to get up to mischief and tease his brother and sister. Lachlans usually live on farms and have a passion of Case IH tractors. Once making a mistake he feels bad and tries to redeem himself. Lachlan is usually athletic and has a very skinny body.

Lachlan is a boys name

by ddutCgidds January 28, 2019

Lachlan

The dumbest person alive who sucks at all games and is a sgt.

Lachlan sucks at shooting.

by Calex123 June 28, 2023