lube loogie

Excess lube, mucus, and sometimes seen from anal sex that comes out when you shit

Oh my god guys.. I just shat a lube loogie.

by Snootchibootchi September 27, 2017

Luv Lube

Synonym for puke (kots). Luv Lube is naturally produced from excessive alcohol intake. Instead of disposing of the natural substance, one recycles the excrement and uses it for passionate love making. It can be enjoyed with a partner or alone.

After Rickus threw up on Samantha's glory-hole, Rickus said "Gosh Samantha, let's not spoil the moment and rather use this as luv lube"

by Vuilbeksoutie July 24, 2020

Vampire Lube

When you pull out of a girl and you find blood on your dick.

OMG BECKY! You didn't tell me it was your time of the month. There's Vampire Lube on my dick!

by Serial Pisser June 4, 2023

pube lube

Small bottle of dung juice used for anal sex.

You bring the jonny i'll bring the pube lube

by Jason Winchcombe June 27, 2004

Boob lube

The art of taking the condom off after sex and rubbing it on a girls boobs

Person 1:So how was the date?
Person 2: Good, she let me do the boob lube.

by boobs6969 June 30, 2019

quick lube

Oral sex performed for lubrication purposes rather than inducing climax.

By the fifth go it took a quick lube to get it back in.

by TheyWillStillKnowWhoItIs October 16, 2010

chili lube

The act of using diarrea as an anal lube after eating mexican food.

Que pasa.. Maria'a backdoor was a little tight, so i used some chili lube to slide my gordita into her fish taco..

by Bigg D January 6, 2007