cocked and loaded

When your testicles rise into your body during sex, usually preceding ejaculation.

"man I was cocked and loaded, but then her dad walked in so we had to stop."

by Nuur August 16, 2011

Load

a portion of cum

Just as she finished rolling the condom onto my dick I blew my load.

by John R. December 9, 2003

shit load

A corruption of the term "shipload" of antiquity, as described the massive cargoes brought into harbor by sea-faring ships. Through association to the perjorative "shit" (itself a corruption of "shite"), the terms "fuck load", "ass load", and "butt load" were all created, the user, unaware of the origins of the term, substituting one curse word interchangeably for another. Over time, the second half of the expression also came to be substituted, most often in cases where "ton" was inserted for "load", whilst still maintaining the previously-replaced derisories as variations of the newly-coined phrase.

In its "proper" form, the phrase would be hyphenated and expressed as a linkage between two words to describe a third, correlated concept (i.e. "shit-load")

Americans commit a shit load of atrocities against the English Language!

by Sidgar August 14, 2013

Bust a load and hit the road

A variation of the oh so popular phrase "hit it and quit it", which of course references someone having sex with some1 quickly and getting on with their day and or life. Just for clarification the "bust a load" portion has to do with the act of ejaculating during intercourse and the "hit the road" part means just that...leaving the scene of the crime.

Ray: So... i heard u're trying to get with my girl Jenny over there.
Malik: Listen playa...i'm not tryna "get with" her...i'm tryna get it in with her. I just wanna bust a load and hit the road... u kno no strings attached.
Ray: iight den, i respect that

by PresOfDaFriends March 17, 2011

Loadaroo

The drunk and sometimes belligerent cousin of Polkaroo (of the Canadian children's television series Polka Dot Door).

Like Polkaroo, Loadaroo appears as if by magic, often glimpsed only out of the corner of the eye, and leads to drunken adventures. Loadaroo is a very elusive creature, often teasing individuals with the possibility of his presence and then never fully appearing.

Loadaroo most often appears to military personnel and it is debated that they were the first to discover him but civilians have also been known to make contact.

If he is nearby you will know him by his familiar call, "Loadaroo! Loadaroo! Loadaroo!"

"Loadaroo came to visit last night and I got totally hammered."

"I was totally loadaroo last night, and I have no idea how I got home."

by Pin Up Betty August 28, 2011

Media Loading

When someone engages in two or more forms of media at one time e.g. t.v, msn, texting etc. This is highly unnecessary, annoying and uses far more power than is normal for one human being to consume.

Person 1: "Hey, what you up to?"
Person 2: "Just watching t.v, msning and texting."
Person 1: " Dude your media loading again!"

by somewhat_dazed June 18, 2008

dangerous load

This is when a male has the ability to have sex with anything in the area. They will significantly drop their standards to get some sex. This is because they are carrying a dangerous sperm load that will have the man regretting his decision the next day.

Usually happens when going out at night and having a few alcoholic beverages. Can be prevented by masturbating if the feeling of a dangerous load comes across.

Guy1: I think I have a few broken ribs from riding that fat girl last night.
Guy2: Yeah, you did have a dangerous load.

Guy1: Woah, check out the hot chick that just walked in.
Guy2: Dude! Thats your sister.
Guy1: I think I might hit that tonight.
Guy2: You better go home now before you do something with that dangerous load you have.

by cunnazee December 20, 2008