Laptopless

A concious decision to leave your laptop at home.
To free yourself from the laptop addiction.

Jules left for Cannes laptopless.

by Rouli June 9, 2011

Dueling laptops

When sitting with a friend while both are surfing, playing games, etc on your respective laptops. Could also be with other techie toys, such as tablets or smart phones.

Him: What do you want to do tonite when I come over?

Her: Bring your computer. We can just sit on the couch and have dueling laptops.

by SteelerPP August 29, 2012

Laptoping

Using ur laptop for various things

Man: i stay up from 6:00 till 1:00 *nerdy lagh*
Child: WOW! what doing?
Man: laptoping

by The one who knows everthing August 26, 2009

lactophile

A lactophile is a person or animal who is sexually obsessed with milk or dairy products.

Mary is a lactophile, she frequently masturbates with milk all over her body.

by netsendjoe November 13, 2003

laptopfreak

To hate desktop keyboards and big fat CRT monitors.

To hate not being mobile.

To wish someone were in your lap.

Gees, I'm a laptopfreak.

by Justin March 8, 2005

liptop

using the method of talking person to person for communication

How about you settle your fight via liptop instead of over AIM, moron.

by amanduuuuuh January 3, 2007

school's laptops

a laptop distributed to students (almost always a chromebook) with the following characteristics:

More restrictions than there are people on this planet

shitty internet

inability to run anything that requires more than 1/2gb of ram

923483294204832094 blocked websites

me: the school's laptops suck

everyone with an iq above 3: yes

by Hehe I cheated March 29, 2021