“The greatest African to ever grace the football field” - Andres Iniesta 2019. Has been very unlucky with injuries since signing for Liverpool but has shown glimpses of his quality when fit
by 6timeslol May 28, 2020

When you are a girl and always going to be in the friendzone because you are such good friends with the guys. It's as opposed to being a lady in the front, which everyone knows is the position where the girlfriend sits when the guy drives.
by bababanananaaaa August 1, 2019

a Designer lad takes on all the key characteristics of a usual lad with a few key differences. Instead of cheap tracksuit pants (usualy londsdale,nike,addidas) they are replaced with expensive designer geans eg. Dolche and gabana or g star raw. Shirts are replaced with expensive ralph lauren polo's or other polo's of similar expense and shoes are limited edition tn's. The common accesories among these "designer lads" include Dolche and "gabba" bum bag and/or dolche and "gabba" hat or equivilent brand usualy worn like a nike dri fit
the designer lad walked past and everyone went quite cause he looked way more fresh then the other usual lads
by lahhhhhhd June 29, 2010

its just an absolute sick cunt that can do literally anything no questions asked. he or she is also usually a nice cunt (don't fuck with a mad lad)
person1: oh who's he/she
person2: ill tell ya
person1: well who is he/she
person2: he/she is a Mad Lad
person2: ill tell ya
person1: well who is he/she
person2: he/she is a Mad Lad
by pedo fam69 June 23, 2019

slang for criminal, due to the fact that 80% of inmates in England at some stage lived in harlsden. also applies to anybody that carries a backpack, could be lunch, could be a weapon of mass destruction. Also means to maim or injure. In positive context it means..........oops, there is no positive comments.
lets open up a can of Harlsden on his ass.
Yeah man, im off to harlsden for 6-8 years.
officer there is wsuspicious looking man, might be a harlsden lad on the platform.( carrying a backpack) (this is common after 07/07/05
Yeah man, im off to harlsden for 6-8 years.
officer there is wsuspicious looking man, might be a harlsden lad on the platform.( carrying a backpack) (this is common after 07/07/05
by Jonny Angel June 1, 2006

a house full of boys just out of school. the king of bachelors the ultimate destination where it's at.
by chelody esopha May 6, 2010

Massive lad, goes to PE, is thick, goes to the gym pumps iron and does protein shakes. Also has huge banter!! YEH
by rugbylad123 February 20, 2012
