Hell's Kitchen

Chill neighborhood on the West Side, where I was born and raised. Natives include Sylvester Stallone as well as the fictional Daredevil. Sadly, more and more snobs are moving in, gentrifying us into this so-called 'Clinton' neighborhood.

I have mad chill views of Jersey from my apartment, not that I would ever want to go to that suburban hellhole. Stay out of NY, Jay and Silent Bob!

by Johnny X. June 29, 2005

kitchener

A mid sized city of around 200,000 people around an hour from Toronto (a city of over 5 million). A productive centre of technology, high education, one of the lowest unemployment rates nationwide, and one of the most diverse cities. Problems include lack of affordable housing and a degraded downtown core that has become a haven for hard-core drug dealing and prostitution.

Kitchener is next to Waterloo and Cambridge so in total it has around half a million people.

by El Sangires March 8, 2004

Kitchener

A town in Southern Ontario with a small population, of only 200'000. You can walk down one street and it will look like The Bronx, and the next street over it will look like your typical white suburb. Contains one housing project system, The Hallman Projects which are all over the Belmont / Brybeck area. The downtown is completly degraded and has become a paradise for drug dealers and prostitution. Neighbourhoods vary. They can be beautiful or comparable to Compton depending on where you are. Home to Chicopee Ski Hill and the Kitchener Rangers. Generally this town is one giant ghetto.

I was born in the Hallman Projects on Brybeck.

by aplz September 13, 2004

Soup Kitchen

The act of several homeless men breaking into a car, and engaging in an orgy. After the said orgy one hobo is to leave a dead mouse in one of the used condoms as a "gift" for the cars owner.

Godammit! Dirty Mike and the Boys had another Soup Kitchen in my car!

by blue ass August 20, 2010

Kitchennazi

The role that the host must play when his/her guests start raiding the kitchen, usually when munching. And he/her must chase after the people opening the pantries and rip the food out of peoples hands. Can usually turn violent

"I was smoking at Tom's house the other day, and he had the best cheesecake but he was being a kitchennazi, so I couln't have any"

by Fedeshnika February 7, 2008

Kitchen Pass

A fictional pass issued/approved (verbally written or text) by your significant other to get out of the house to hangout or go shopping with your friends.

Micah was able to hangout with his friends last night because his wife issued him a kitchen pass (KP).

Susan went shopping with her friends after her boyfriend signed her KP.

by BIG DADDY 002 May 19, 2009

kitchen friend

The literal English translation of the German 'Kuechenfreund', which is a spatula/fish slice...

HANS: Yo, can you pass me the kitchen friend so that I can stir the Sauerkraut?

BETTY: The what???!

HANS: You know, the kitchen friend... A Kuechenfreund?

BETTY: Do you mean a spatula??

by Miss DE/AT/GB August 30, 2011