A person who spends hours on the internet(mostly YouTube) everyday, trying to sway the minds of anonymous people by posting politically or socially based propaganda, because they are incapable of debating in person. In other words: a mentally unstable person, with far too much time on their hands.
" Man I can't stand that guy. He is always trolling the same videos posting the same rhetoric day in, day out."
" Aw, forget about him, he's a fucking keyboard crusader."
" Aw, forget about him, he's a fucking keyboard crusader."
by Tough actin Tinactin February 14, 2012
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Brandon's 100th skydive was going perfectly until some asshat came along and kellogged the whole thing.
by HeWhoSpeaksTheTruth March 14, 2011
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what happens when you are messaging a friend and you can't seem to type the word you are wanting and the one you actually type has a completely different meaning
with keyboard dyslexia:
"you need to slut up"
non-keyboard dyslexic (actual) version:
"you need to shut up"
"you need to slut up"
non-keyboard dyslexic (actual) version:
"you need to shut up"
by jtchand May 13, 2006
Get the keyboard dyslexia mug.That's joe. He's the keyboard jockey around here. If you need something fixed, he's the man t odo it
by John Henry Adams December 20, 2008
Get the keyboard jockey mug.When you make a typo in an online conversation, attempt to correct it, fuck it up again and repeat. Usually ends in a string of random letters as you bang your keyboard in frustration.
Bob says:
I didn't know what
Bob says:
*hat
Bob says:
*THAT MOTHER UFCKER
Bob says:
jlkfsaa;'kJLKjajidfuacjkdjiemsdfe
Kate says:
Don't give in to keyboard rage
Bob says:
@LJLJFSJKLAJFUCKSUFSJFSDUSDS
I didn't know what
Bob says:
*hat
Bob says:
*THAT MOTHER UFCKER
Bob says:
jlkfsaa;'kJLKjajidfuacjkdjiemsdfe
Kate says:
Don't give in to keyboard rage
Bob says:
@LJLJFSJKLAJFUCKSUFSJFSDUSDS
by UkechiKate March 1, 2009
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Get the Kellogged mug.When a text or email is laced with typos and misspellings, as if a cat walked on a keyboard while a person was writing. A garbled email or text.
Sorry for the garbled email, there was a cat on the keyboard.
Her letter was rife with errors; she must have had a cat on her keyboard.
I never text and drive, not only is it really dangerous, but if i text while driving, my texts always look like there was a cat on my keyboard.
Her letter was rife with errors; she must have had a cat on her keyboard.
I never text and drive, not only is it really dangerous, but if i text while driving, my texts always look like there was a cat on my keyboard.
by merlin's memory April 10, 2017
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