fat kristy 

Woman most men blatantly tell their crew about after flying his or her slick plane across a stripper filled night sky of the Bay Area.

I just got back from a few nights in the sky, you know I had to bring home a fat Kristy!

fat kristy by GdubSon July 24, 2017

Manu-keister

To present something in a place or situation that one could of only concealed by keistering it

“We were in the middle of the desert, we had lost all of our backpacks....nek munit David pulls out a 3 litre bottle of Evian!”
It’s like he pulled it from his ass like he just made it by manu-keistering 😂

Manu-keister by Yesnil April 4, 2021

Dirty Kristy

Dirty Kristy is when she is dead asleep and didn't wake up to the loud ass bathroom door scraping across the floor any of the 5 times you used it, then you decide to beat your meat and the sound of you unzipping your pants causes her to raise up out of bed like the fucking Undertaker.

I went to play with myself last night and my girl pulled a Dirty Kristy.

Dirty Kristy by AssaBlanka February 13, 2026