July 5th

The day I make you mine😩😍

You’re so damn cute bruh, like ima finna make you mine on July 5th

by BleachedSpaghetti October 18, 2019

July 15

July 15- you can smack any ass you want but you have to say smack a bitch whIle you smack their ass

Hey linda "hi, sally." (Sally) goes behind Linda smacks her ass and says smack a bitch. When it is July 15.

by Gacha_milk_tea October 28, 2019

July 2nd

National Chandler wins a challenge day

Friend 1: Hey. It’s July 2nd

Friend 2: Yay. The day that Chandler finally won a challenge

by Madi Pierde November 1, 2019

July 31

Harry Potter's birthday

"Holy shit, that person has the same birthday as harry potter, july 31!"

by houseofleaves July 11, 2009

July 31

The day where chipmunks are born and can feast on acorns

Wow on July 31 the chipmunks ate all my acorns

by Ah set ah yeah October 15, 2019

July 29th

The Best Day Ever, only skinny legends were born on this day. It is such a happy and amazing and special day. 🥰🤪

“When’s your birthday?” Emily asked.

“July 29th” Danika said proudly.

by Allyson<3 October 16, 2019

July 24

National slap your little or big brother day!

Brother : what day is it?
Me: July 24 you know what that means

Me: slaps the crap out of him.

by summerisawesome October 26, 2019