Jonah B

Dumb and weird and likes pickelz

Jonah B is dumb

by Jonath May 9, 2022

jonah calvo

if you're jonah calvo you have the big gay

You're such a jonah calvo.

by wewlad42069 September 10, 2019

Jonah rogers

A great and loving guy who aboslutly belongs with a girl called anna. Hes smart and funny and is the perfect guy for her. A jonah would never leave a girlfriend, thats why hes the best boyfriend.

jonah rogers- Wow that anna is Really sexy!
Anna barlow- Oh... Thanks...
Jonah rogers- How about i take you out for dinner

by Interuptingcow2 December 17, 2012

Jonah Arguement

An arguement in which on of the arguers will not give up no matter what evidence is provided to prove otherwise.

Hey, you look like that guy from Footloose!
Uhmmm, NO, I look nothing like him.
Wait a minute, you ARE the guy from Footloose!
Nuh, uh.
Yes...
NO!
God damn, A Jonah Arguement.

by Doostien Ynskype June 29, 2008

Pulling a Jonah

The act of ditching your friends by way of passivley using an excuse such as: I need to get some beer, I need to get some smokes, I'm just meeting someone don't worry i'll be right back...

-oh guys i'll be right back need to go get some more beer
-yeah bro no prob see you soon
(an hour later)
-dude where the fuck did he go....
-oh man he's just pulling a jonah again

by Rewcifer December 10, 2010

Jonah Ranz

Jonah Ranz, also known as Jon ranch is a well-known content creator and famous tik toker with a whopping 14.5k follower base. With outlandish content every day, some people wonder when some of his videos start to cross the line. For example, he was recently seen running around publicly, naked in his underwear and laughing ballistically. He is most well known for his "Why I quit surfing" videos on Tiktok that earned him over 1 million views on the video. He also claims that he is a girls lover, posting many videos and pictures of girls that were "playing with his heart" His fan base stays excited for his big yearly halloween productions that have his best editing and acting. Even though his followers seem to adore him, there seems to be a different story with his fellow collegues at middle school. He has spoken and rapped about many times how he has created a "bad reputation" for himself throughout these tough years. One of the most outrageous acts he did was stealing the trash can from the janitor and running around the school vacinity crazily.

yoooo Jonah Ranz whats up! or YOOOO JON RANCH

by user 294850292 June 12, 2021

Jonah Hill

Director. Actor. Comedian. Very funny and talented. Worked on movie such as Super Bad, Mid 90’s, Wolf of Wall Street, etc.
Often gets confused with absolute stud Liam Lesser.

Friend 1: Hey, is that Jonah Hill!!
Friend 2: Nah, that just absolute stud Liam Lesser!
Friend 1: Oh yea, they look alike.

by Haha2626 March 1, 2019