Jonah is a caring human that will be there for you almost all the time. He loves to do drugs and have a good time but is also very generous to the people around. He loves cats and to smoke weed, pretty much just a laid back guy. He likes to hang out with an older group then him and does not play many sports. He is not good at driving so dont be on the road with jonah boner or in the car with him. Everyone loves him and loves to make fun of him like the term "Jonah Boner".
by skytar December 5, 2017
Get the Jonah Bonermug. A great and loving guy who aboslutly belongs with a girl called anna. Hes smart and funny and is the perfect guy for her. A jonah would never leave a girlfriend, thats why hes the best boyfriend.
jonah rogers- Wow that anna is Really sexy!
Anna barlow- Oh... Thanks...
Jonah rogers- How about i take you out for dinner
Anna barlow- Oh... Thanks...
Jonah rogers- How about i take you out for dinner
by Interuptingcow2 December 17, 2012
Get the Jonah rogersmug. 
An arguement in which on of the arguers will not give up no matter what evidence is provided to prove otherwise.
Hey, you look like that guy from Footloose!
Uhmmm, NO, I look nothing like him.
Wait a minute, you ARE the guy from Footloose!
Nuh, uh.
Yes...
NO!
God damn, A Jonah Arguement.
Uhmmm, NO, I look nothing like him.
Wait a minute, you ARE the guy from Footloose!
Nuh, uh.
Yes...
NO!
God damn, A Jonah Arguement.
by Doostien Ynskype June 29, 2008
Get the Jonah Arguementmug. The act of ditching your friends by way of passivley using an excuse such as: I need to get some beer, I need to get some smokes, I'm just meeting someone don't worry i'll be right back...
-oh guys i'll be right back need to go get some more beer
-yeah bro no prob see you soon
(an hour later)
-dude where the fuck did he go....
-oh man he's just pulling a jonah again
-yeah bro no prob see you soon
(an hour later)
-dude where the fuck did he go....
-oh man he's just pulling a jonah again
by Rewcifer December 10, 2010
Get the Pulling a Jonahmug. Jonah Ranz, also known as Jon ranch is a well-known content creator and famous tik toker with a whopping 14.5k follower base. With outlandish content every day, some people wonder when some of his videos start to cross the line. For example, he was recently seen running around publicly, naked in his underwear and laughing ballistically. He is most well known for his "Why I quit surfing" videos on Tiktok that earned him over 1 million views on the video. He also claims that he is a girls lover, posting many videos and pictures of girls that were "playing with his heart" His fan base stays excited for his big yearly halloween productions that have his best editing and acting. Even though his followers seem to adore him, there seems to be a different story with his fellow collegues at middle school. He has spoken and rapped about many times how he has created a "bad reputation" for himself throughout these tough years. One of the most outrageous acts he did was stealing the trash can from the janitor and running around the school vacinity crazily.
by user 294850292 June 12, 2021
Get the Jonah Ranzmug. the guy that wears girly boxers, and is a barbie girl. dances to womanizer. likes to put lipstick all over his face. :)
calls his own mother FAT! get beat up by girls. and loves mexican dudes. and likes younger women. carries bags for chicks at the mall.
calls his own mother FAT! get beat up by girls. and loves mexican dudes. and likes younger women. carries bags for chicks at the mall.
person 1: dude, womanizer is on, i love that song.
person 2: aww, look there is jonah bride dancing with his fat mom.
person1: ewyy i bet he wears her ipstick all the time.
person 2: yeahh i bet so.
person 2: aww, look there is jonah bride dancing with his fat mom.
person1: ewyy i bet he wears her ipstick all the time.
person 2: yeahh i bet so.
by <3 ajj and mkm January 27, 2009
Get the jonah bridemug.