Jasoned

To be cheated on by a douche bag who secretly has multiple wives, fiance's and girlfriends.

"I just got Jasoned again!"

"Shelly got Jasoned by Alex."

by Jennifer Merritt January 28, 2021

Jason

A man who's extremely good in bed.

You're lucky if you ever become a cuckold to one of these type of guys.

adam22's wife cucked him with a Jason

I met this Jason last night. We had sex for 2hrs.

by spaceaidsmonkey July 21, 2023

Jason

A man in love with a much older woman. He is very into watching Amish oil changes.

Jason is a sexual deviant for his love of amish oilchanges.

by TheOneWhoKnockz July 24, 2023

Jason

A guy who uses corny Apex Legends jokes irl but still somehow gets bitches but isnt capable of texting them back because of his trash ass phone that dies in 5 mins.

Girl:How did u get here so fast?
Jason:I wraithed my way here😉

Friend:Yo Jason what pourcent are you at?
Jason :Im at 1% bro

by Kyngjuicyjballercookiemonstar November 22, 2021

Jason

The greatest guy ever. A wonderful father, brother, son, and husband. Respectful, kind, loving, patient, generous, and pure. A God seeking man who is willing to help other when they are in need and puts others before himself. There is no other guy like him.

Jason Helped get the groceries out of the car.

by Jolly Ginger Goat November 22, 2021

Jason

The synonym of idiot.
Stupid guy

The guy who named Jason always act like a dumb ass

by condom8964 November 22, 2021

Jason

Jason does not only make the perfect best friend but he makes an amazing boyfriend. He knows how to treat a girl right. He will never take a moment for granted and will always do everything in his power to make you happy. He never fails to leave you feeling unloved and will always leave you with a smile on your face. Jason will always give you countless butterflies when looking into your eyes.

He is shy but yet an outgoing guy in his own unique ways. He holds a lot of known and hidden talents with in. He makes life easy. Most importantly jason holds the power to teach you how to love yourself and he shows you what it’s like to be treated by a true gentleman. Jason is forever mine and I hope everyone can be blessed enough to have a jason in their life!

Jason makes you curious as to how amazing life will be as long as he is by your side<3

Jason is forever and always my nerd

by II - XVII - MMXIX April 19, 2020