Jakob

He is very dryg

Fyfan vad dryg du är Jakob

by Vem vet... January 27, 2017

jakob

A guy that's into tractor's. And put's hes 2 inches in the exhaust Pipe, and call's he's tractor Berta

"What is that white stuff in my tractor's exhaust Pipe?" person 1
"I think someone pulled a jakob" person 2

by ..?..?.. May 23, 2019

Jakob

Jakob (V) an almighty god

it looks like Jakob is here

by church person January 28, 2022

jens-jakob

Jens-Jakob is the absolute essence of the homosexual population. Where ever he goes, he shall cream every homoerotic person in sight. However, this is not Jens-Jakob's fault. He simply just looks too gay for people to comprehend, so their natural instinct naturally is to ejaculate. He is also a master in the art of drawing dicks, which he attends to every day after breakfast.

Some people call him a madman.

"Oi! I think I just creamed my bloody pants!"
"Yeah, so did I. Probably because of Jens-Jakob over there."
"Ahh yeah you're right. I'm feeling blasted at the sight of that lad."

by yallahhanees May 14, 2019

Jakob foal

A foal thats lost in a daze and thinks tarry-bowls are a small bowl of weed, in reality he's to lost in the daze to realize a tarry-bowl is a huge bowl of weed and the reality its called a jakob-bowl

Oh look! Its a foal, oh wait no! Its a lost jakob foal, lets go catch him!

by Scarytarry420 September 9, 2018

jakob

a pussy who likes to cancel ppl and has too many second chances. he is gonna burn in hell

that person is a jakob

by twinxkk December 20, 2022

Jakobe

A gay little bitch that watches anime, and a big snitch

Bob: hey do you know Jakobe?
Joe: Yea his opinion doesn’t count

by Mynameisvon September 13, 2019