jakob's shatter

tfw you meet an arrogant person that tries to intimidate you so in order to regain harmony you must show said person they ain't shit.

queer 86: yea, that creep wanted to dangle a carrot like im vegan, so i had to lend a hand in jakob's shatter

queer: youse a cow, huh. mooooooooove.

by 4cc_bloom May 19, 2019

Jakob (Capo)

a egotistical woman, she lives her life playing siege and searching for games. Capo likes men.

Bro, Jakob (Capo) is scared of women but wants a, fat booty goth bitch.

by mssvalentina November 26, 2025

Jakob Lukas August Demeulemeester

Probably really tall

Wow you're at least 1 Jakob Lukas August Demeulemeester tall!

by Pokéfan1408 December 3, 2024

Jakobing

The act of getting 4th place in a competition

The athlete who didn’t take a podium spot is Jakobing so hard.

by tpul August 7, 2024

Jakob

He is very dryg

Fyfan vad dryg du är Jakob

by Vem vet... January 27, 2017

Jakob Taylor

Jakob is the most amazing person you will ever meet. He is definitely top 7 billion when it comes to how funny he is. If you know a Jakob he is probably very tall and has great hair. Jakob is very caring and kind. He has the biggest heart of anyone you’ll ever meet. He is someone who would do anything for the people he loves. Jakob is one of a kind.

“Here for a good time not a long time” is what Jakob Taylor would say.

That Texas girl definitely loves Jakob Taylor the most.

by texasgirl April 7, 2022

Jakob

The ultimate fuckboy. Jakob is very faund of himself and is obsessed with sex. Jakob will tell everyone about how that person at the buss told him how good he looked.

"that Jakob... UGH! "
"Jakob broke up with me because I didn't want to have sex with him!"
"Jakob should be on a realityshow about himself."

by Unicornsandcakes December 12, 2016