table jockey

term used for a waiter/waitress

Send over a table jockey to take my order.

by mongoloid August 13, 2004

Sac jockey

A person who is constantly bothering you or biting your style. Thus, they ride your sack like a jockey rides a race horse.

"Hey Tom, here comes Jim."

"Yeah, I see him."

"Why does he have to dress just like I do?"

"Well, he's a sac jockey."

by Hammy Sagar December 02, 2005

knob jockey

A brown dirt cowboy

although Dale Winton has recently married I was always under the impression that he was a knob jockey

by Peter Donohoe June 28, 2003

Jabba Jockey

A jabba jockey is a person who likes to have sexuall intercoures with fat people.

"Dude that guy just fucked that fat bint,"
OMG hez a jabba jockey

by richard1000 May 16, 2007

Adrenaline jockey

same thing as an adrenaline junkie.

someone who does dangerous things in order to get an adrenaline rush

John: "I went cliff diving yesterday!"
Bob: "You're such an adrenaline jockey."

by i1269ifyouknowwhatimean June 03, 2013

germ jockey

A child in day care that is always bringing home illnesses and spreading them to family members.

I got a cold from the germ jockey last week.

by John Romine July 25, 2008

shlong jockey

someone who rides a penis

"that guy is a bit of a shlong jockey aint he" "damn right, he rides it like a melbourne Cup horse"

by sir alfred winggingly, the 14th disiple of the dali lama October 21, 2004