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Je$u$

What some may consider a reference to a mythical-magical Christian Jesus, or not, which places emphasis on the fact that often a large part of organized some religion is a money-making scam designed by charismatic and unscrupulous religious-leaders to separate the gullible and poorly educated from their money which greatly overshadows any actual mundane benefits given to the religious community as it instead lines the pockets of and enriches the religious leaders.
Je$u$ wants you to give to the BIG-church so the pastor can get a new Mansion and Jet to seduce his concubines with as he uses the tax code "Every organization exempt from federal income tax under IRS 501(a) must file an annual information return except: 1) A church .... " to remain unaccountable and hide the fact that he is just scamming people from their money instead of using the funds for social good as was intended by the religious exception in the tax code -- make religious institutions accountable by demanding they file an accounting form, like most every other charitable organizations must do, since large and small religious institutions have proven over and over again that they can't police themselves.
by DoorKnobHead March 28, 2019
mugGet the Je$u$mug.

je suis fatigué

when you’re tired, and the English language fails to capture how tired you are, so you switch to French for drama and emphasis
I can’t make it because I’m very je suis fatigué rn
by 4aminstead July 15, 2024
mugGet the je suis fatiguémug.

Krůža je homosexuál

Krůža in fact wish němy has a crush on him
Krůža je homosexuál
by jdi do hajzlu krůžo August 24, 2023
mugGet the Krůža je homosexuálmug.

Jes

Esperanto for 'yes'. Pronounced the same as its English equivalent. ('J' in Esperanto is pronounced like 'Y').
Ĉu vi parolas Esperanton? (Do you speak Esperanto?)
-- Jes. (Yes.)
by Somebody on the interwebz June 21, 2019
mugGet the Jesmug.

Jes

Jes is a term that is often used by Johannes and it means no
Jes
by Jes man March 7, 2020
mugGet the Jesmug.

Je t'maine

Je t'maine ice cream
by Riley Arnett February 20, 2017
mugGet the Je t'mainemug.

Je Ke

Usually gamers or dank memes enthusiasts will use "je ke" instead of the abriviation jk in order to be different then everybody else
Guy 1: Hey bro I married your sister and had two kids.

Guy 2: wait what!
Guy 1: haha je ke
by Nathan Dupuis July 1, 2016
mugGet the Je Kemug.

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