Japanese Sunset

A spectacular display of attached fecal material in the underpants going far beyond simple skidmarks
From the resemblance to the wartime Japanese battleflag

Christ look at the state of these crackers! Washings not going to get that japanese sunset out, we'll have to burn the bastards

by Doc Sos September 3, 2006

japanese surprise

When your ex-girlfriend wakes you up in the morning dressed as a ninja, afterwards she steals your morning paper. Actually no one knows why, she can't read anyway.

E: Dude, i got a japanese surprise this morning.
A: I hope she didn't wore a headband with the word ninja printed on it?

by Antonbabusja March 16, 2008

japanese 2x4

When an unusally large object is crammed inside of an ass or vagina causing the victim to scream like a small japanese girl.

Dude your sister was so loud last night when I gave her that japanese 2x4

by Jeff Phillips April 27, 2006

Japanese Job

Japanese Job, also known as, a JJ or J-squared, is the art of oraly stimulating the beginning of fecal matter, as it is still warm and attached to the receivers anus.

Brooke gave DL a JJ the other night, he said it was the best pleasure he has ever received.

by Courtney Love February 2, 2005

Japanese Goldfish

N.: The sexual act of self mutulating one's scrotum by cutting off the ears of a dog and stapling them to the scrotum, thus making what looks like the tail of Japanese gold fish. (Or Coy Fish)

Guy:"Wanna see my rare fish from japan?" Girl:"Ok." Drops pants Girl"Oh my!" Guy: "it's a Japanese Goldfish!"

by That_guy_in_the_box March 1, 2011

japanese major

A person who has obtained a high degree of proficiency in the Japanese language, but wasted a very costly college education and a substantial portion of their life.

I should never have been a Japanese major

by saikos September 23, 2008

Japanese cars

the EPITOME (wtf is an opitime ya retard) of a well-rounded car that has enough performance for the average driver and the capabilities to become a high-performance vehicle for car enthusiasts. a car that operates perfectly fine without requiring one to deplete his or her bank account to fill up a gas tank. a car that, with the CORRECT modifications, will compete with and hold its own against any american muscle car. a car that doesn't pour out gallons and gallons of smog and pollution. a car that is safe, reliable, durable, and will not break down after 100,000 miles.

Japanese cars are on the road 10, even 15 years after they were bought. AMAZING

by Thinks James Lowe is a retard June 5, 2005