The feeling one gets when excessivly wearing hoodies or other clothes with pockets nearby the stomach and then removes the clothing and still does the motion of wanting to put hands in the stomach pocket.
Guy 1: "Aww!"
Girl 1: "What's wrong?"
Guy 1: "I don't have my hoodie on today...."
Girl 1: "Pocket Anxiety again?"
Girl 1: "What's wrong?"
Guy 1: "I don't have my hoodie on today...."
Girl 1: "Pocket Anxiety again?"
by Desmond Shoals December 9, 2008

by hdhdhdhd897897 February 7, 2014

A term that creepy, creepy men use to refer to a woman's vagina. First recorded mention is an article by the creepy, creepy Wingman Magazine.
by Captain Tudmoke October 25, 2015

The left over ham from Thanksgiving that one stores in their pocket until the timing is right. At that point one rips the ham from their pocket and begins second Thanksgiving.
Caleb was sitting in group meeting and decided it was the perfect moment to whip out his pocket ham.
by SideBar November 21, 2019

(n.) A small ghetto: A small area populated by poor and low income people prone to violence, drug use, and coolness.
Often exists within a patchwork of middle class and upper class communities. Indicated by the presence of hookers, drug addicts/tweakers, drug dealers, gang members, check cashin' places, pawn shops, or other shady people/locations.
Often exists within a patchwork of middle class and upper class communities. Indicated by the presence of hookers, drug addicts/tweakers, drug dealers, gang members, check cashin' places, pawn shops, or other shady people/locations.
(1) "Roll up the window, we're in a pocket ghetto."
(2) "We are? How do you know?"
(1) "First, I buy my weed here. Second, there's a Wafflehouse.
(2) "We are? How do you know?"
(1) "First, I buy my weed here. Second, there's a Wafflehouse.
by AZ Homegrown May 28, 2009

Either an answered call, voice mail message, or text message that has been made from a person's pocket. You might here an interesting conversation, your friend singing horribly to a song in their car, or just the sound of their pocket. Without a lock on your phone's keyboard, this might happen often.
You get a call from someone you haven't spoken to in years only to find out that they still don't want to talk to you because their phone dialed your number on accident, and as a result, you get a "pocket message", hearing the ruffle of their walk, or a conversation they are having with someone else.
by SeattleGirl10 March 1, 2010

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Dan-your pocket posts are the best.
Dan-your pocket posts are the best.
by JesusJs August 16, 2010
