A person who cooks food so awful it must be doused in ketchup by the person forced to consume it in order to hide the actual taste.
Girl 1: I heard you got invited to Mary's dinner party and she is making pot roast.
Girl 2: Yeah I will totally have to eat before I go because she is a total ketchup cook.
Girl 2: Yeah I will totally have to eat before I go because she is a total ketchup cook.
by Murrey from Michigan December 16, 2010
A term used by broden kelly when one surprises another with ketchup to the face region or other areas
by Joeseph0 March 15, 2023
when a girl is on her period tickle her pussy with a french fry and watch as she squirts blood all over your face.
by pussy_slapper9000 October 05, 2018
by Mommymilkers000 September 30, 2021
Would you like some ketchup grapes with your salad?
by Ketchup Grapes April 30, 2022
A relationship built to last forever they love each other and devour each other with a chicken roll they pour at least a gallon every lunch
by BigBenji123 November 15, 2019
A game that involves a group of people (usually male). A small packet of ketchup is twisted at it's tip so it's contents are under pressure, and place in the center of a table, with everyone around it. The packet is spun, and when it stops one person smashes it with their fist. The untwisted end bursts open, and ketchup is sprayed all over one or two participants. In a lunch room situation, the sprayed people have to pick up everyone's trash, but get to smash the next packets.
"OH JESUS CHRIST!"
"Bro, you got hit, pick up the shit."
"I'm not playing ketchup roulette tomorrow."
"Bro, you got hit, pick up the shit."
"I'm not playing ketchup roulette tomorrow."
by DopeManDog March 11, 2016