The Box

The Box in which everything is plain and simple, the way it is supposed to be.

"I'm writing a book. I'll call it 'The Book, Read Me', and then the sequel will be 'The Book Again'."

by Jovi Lloyd Morrison April 09, 2005

Box

Another word for penis. Mostly used as a code word for a joke.

The average box is near 6 1/2 inches long.
or..
I had to move many boxes yesterday. (lol)

by Vyto May 26, 2009

Shit-Box (X-Box)

A term used by jealous gamers because their consoles are either called "Lamecube" or "Gaystation 2" and they don't know how to make properly make fun of the Xbox.

LG: I know .... uh ... SHIT-BOX! HAHAHA
RP: *slap*
LG: Back to the gutter for me *shame*

LG2: Damn Halhoe and the Shit-box
RP: Dude, your flaming against the XBOX is painfully unfunny and pathetic that I am going to have to cut my retinas amd bust my eardrums so I will never have the disgrace of having to look at you or listen to you ever again. Please do not breathe in my air.

by RP January 24, 2005

box

a term referring to one's house

"Hey you want to hang out at my box today?"

by asldkjf; October 07, 2008

boxing

A sport for people who are incapable of fighting while wearing skates (see hockey)

Any hockey player could kick that boxer's ass

by FatElvis May 18, 2004

box

Microwave Oven, used for cooking food.

You having another Box Meal tonight?

by Stewart Palmer September 14, 2005

Shit-Box (X-Box)

Misspelling of Xbox. If anything's shitty, its the PS2. Xbox is commonly made fun of by PS2 fanboys and ignornt GC fans that don't own an Xbox (GC and Xbox are the two console for gaming happiness).

Shit-Box is what i `called my xbox for a while because it was slow, but then i saw how SLOW the PS2 loaded and started calling the Xbox by its real name

by chrisguy November 17, 2004