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Story City Iowa

A town in central Iowa with a population of about 3500. Surrounded by 500 miles of corn in all directions, located right on highway 35. Home to some of the most condescending asshole hillbillies you'll ever meet. Some of the attractions of this town include Kum and Go, The Carousel(which is only interesting to Chinese tourist), and the two parks located in the middle of town. The only reason anyone ever comes to this town is to stop and eat at one of the many poorly managed restaurant along the interstate. Living here is atrocious, and I wouldn't recommend it to anyone with a steady income and a good head on their shoulders. The people there are weird, deranged, and want nothing to do with outsiders. The cops are absolute assholes, and the school system is an utter joke. And living there, even for a short period of time, will bore you to death. The only thing to do in Story City is to be a drunken, drug addicted hick. I would recommend avoiding this town, or any town north of Ames along interstate 35, until at least Albert Lea, Minn.
Tourist: So what do people from Story City Iowa do?
Story City Resident: Umm, not much, I've pretty much been sitting in my apartment smoking Crystal Meth for the past 10 years. So, that's about all there is to do here.
by ChicagoTribune May 6, 2013
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Iowa

A square-ish state full of way too many square-ish counties. Most people who live there either have Smith or some long German word for a last name.
Ever notice how Iowa is just square-ception?
by TDude53 October 12, 2021
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Iowa dildo

When a cob of corn is used as a dildo
I gave my little brother an Iowa Dildo for his 10th birthday
by Big man Big Balls June 10, 2024
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delphos iowa

A small iowa town in Tweaker Valley, Where the neighbors sweep the front yard, mow the yard at 2am and have a race track in the backyard.
"Hey man, where have you been?" "Im just coming back from Delphos Iowa after pick up a gram"
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Iowa touchdown

When a football team scores 7 points but does so by kicking one field goal and scoring two safeties. Named for the Iowa Hawkeyes, who scored 7 points in this manner against South Dakota State on September 3, 2022.
The Hawkeyesoffense couldn’t score an actual touchdown for shit, but the defense and special teams stepped up to get an Iowa touchdown.
by HarpMonger September 4, 2022
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Iowa falls

A town in iowa filled with rich or drug users
Person 1 Man i love iowa falls
Person 2 Shut the fuck up
by Fortnite pro 78 March 12, 2025
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Iowa City Splash Pad

When a woman squirts so hard that it bounces of their partner’s abdomen and splashes back at them.
I would’ve brought a beach towel if I had known she was gonna pull off that Iowa City Splash Pad.
by PeterPancake December 6, 2023
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