The Purple Shed Phenomenon

An event that happened in the town of Denton, Texas, in the year of 1886. All black people from Denton disappeared without a trace.

Friend: "Hey, what happened to black people in Denton, Texas in 1886?"
Me: "The Purple Shed Phenomenon..."

by KING EGGO February 11, 2021

Shed Group

A group of people, normally more than two, hooking up in a shed in a backyard at a party. After the party and possibly during this said group of people is known as the shed group.

Oh yeah, total shed group status..

by Geeeeensieboooo June 19, 2011

Billy Two Sheds

Someone who thinks they have got something bigger and better than you have

"if i had a black cat he would have a blacker one. He's a right billy two sheds"

by michael d wright March 1, 2009

shed some light

When you reveal information or details about something .
Also, clarify or help people understand something.

We've hired a private investigator to help shed some light on the matter of the cheating, he gave us the most revealing pictures.

by Paoolur October 8, 2021

the hoe is back in the shed

Describes the situation in which an insufferable bitch thankfully won't be attending parties/events for the foreseeable future due to the fact that she is expecting a child.

Looks like we won't be seeing Dina's ratchet ass anymore... the hoe is back in the shed.

by jesus fuckn christ all the names are taken April 21, 2020

sharpest tool in the shed

Those rare individuals you find who, in addition to formal education, have considerable life experience, most likely from the School of Hard Knocks, and unlike the majority of the population, these individuals allow their vast pool of wisdom and knowledge to eventually shed their Ego and open up to Enlightenmentand and find their Path and then Enlightenment as many others as humanly possible. "Jack of All Trades"

"I just hired this sharp new gal Kristine as my Life Support Specialist. She not only has a formal education, but appears to have attended the School of Hard Knocks as well. She appears to have had a tough life but I'd say she's the sharpest tool in the shed that I've ever met to date!

by LoneStarPatio December 10, 2015

shed hed

a person with a massive fukin head.

"god that johannah has got a shed hed, its huge"

by josh April 26, 2005