Unlike some of those human hating racists who've infested this site, i say that humanity is the greatest race! It is true that we made sometimes stupid things, we are very good at fucking things up, but who gives a shit about that?!
We're still the most intelligent and one of the most numerous beings in planet earth. Most humans are more intelligent than some fucking dolphin. Humanity will live on, and most propaply, we will exterminate, conquer and enslave every other non-human being in this universe.
And you human hating, racistic fucks out there: Humans have evolved from monkey state, and we will evolve more.
We're still the most intelligent and one of the most numerous beings in planet earth. Most humans are more intelligent than some fucking dolphin. Humanity will live on, and most propaply, we will exterminate, conquer and enslave every other non-human being in this universe.
And you human hating, racistic fucks out there: Humans have evolved from monkey state, and we will evolve more.
Humanity spreaded across the universe, and slaughtered and enslaved everything in its path. Don't mess with humans!
by human-and-proud-of-it. May 03, 2007
The proven medical condition of believing one is good, open minded, and loving when in all reality it is the opposite.
Humans may express the following symptoms:
Hypocrisy
Illogical Behavior
Arrogance
General lack of knowledge on the world around them
Hate Mongering without knowing
Habitual Lying
Being a dumb ass
Humans may express the following symptoms:
Hypocrisy
Illogical Behavior
Arrogance
General lack of knowledge on the world around them
Hate Mongering without knowing
Habitual Lying
Being a dumb ass
Evangelicals: God loves everyone!
Atheist: I'm Atheist
Evangelicals: Your going to hell!
Atheist: I thought God loved everyone?
Evangelicals: That is the mystery of faith.
Atheist: More like the mystery of bullshit.
(NOTE: The example above describes an example in which the individual is acting Human. The word is not actually used. The example was intended to show what acting human is like.)
Atheist: I'm Atheist
Evangelicals: Your going to hell!
Atheist: I thought God loved everyone?
Evangelicals: That is the mystery of faith.
Atheist: More like the mystery of bullshit.
(NOTE: The example above describes an example in which the individual is acting Human. The word is not actually used. The example was intended to show what acting human is like.)
by James Mathew Anderson May 19, 2010
The most badass motherfuckers ever. Capable of medicine, vehicles, advanced structures and spaceflight. But of course, just because we're capable of doing cool shit, doesn't mean it's all good. War, terrorism, and communism are all examples of the negative aspects of mankind.
Humans are seriously cool motherfuckers.
Humans are seriously evil motherfuckers.
Humans are seriously good motherfuckers.
Humans are seriously evil motherfuckers.
Humans are seriously good motherfuckers.
by Crown8 September 24, 2013
by Karmagonnagetufools August 10, 2010
by Barry Bonds May 13, 2006
the smartest and most advanced living organisms to ever exist, who somehow manage to be the dumbest things on the planet.
person 1: humans are the smartest things in the universe
person 2: so why don't they act like it
humans make stupid mistakes
i love humans
i hate humans
i like dogs more than humans
person 2: so why don't they act like it
humans make stupid mistakes
i love humans
i hate humans
i like dogs more than humans
by allthingsever May 31, 2014
Humans are creatures that say SWAG! or YOLO. If one aproches you and does so immediately bitch slap them and walk away...
by BlazeFVzozbjsndgsjgshd hzbsdhd September 23, 2012