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Humans

The most badass motherfuckers ever. Capable of medicine, vehicles, advanced structures and spaceflight. But of course, just because we're capable of doing cool shit, doesn't mean it's all good. War, terrorism, and communism are all examples of the negative aspects of mankind.
Humans are seriously cool motherfuckers.
Humans are seriously evil motherfuckers.
Humans are seriously good motherfuckers.
by Crown8 September 23, 2013
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Human

The proven medical condition of believing one is good, open minded, and loving when in all reality it is the opposite.

Humans may express the following symptoms:

Hypocrisy
Illogical Behavior
Arrogance
General lack of knowledge on the world around them
Hate Mongering without knowing
Habitual Lying
Being a dumb ass
Evangelicals: God loves everyone!

Atheist: I'm Atheist

Evangelicals: Your going to hell!

Atheist: I thought God loved everyone?

Evangelicals: That is the mystery of faith.

Atheist: More like the mystery of bullshit.

(NOTE: The example above describes an example in which the individual is acting Human. The word is not actually used. The example was intended to show what acting human is like.)
by James Mathew Anderson May 19, 2010
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Humans

men are the perfect example of the evil ways of humans...
by Karmagonnagetufools August 10, 2010
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human

anyone who has posted a definition saying humans are stupid is RACIST
all of you are racists hatin on the human race
by Barry Bonds May 20, 2006
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Human

Humans are creatures that say SWAG! or YOLO. If one aproches you and does so immediately bitch slap them and walk away...
Matt:Hey! Look there a human!
Hunter: wow!
Human: SWAG!
Matt/Hunter:SLAP!!!
by BlazeFVzozbjsndgsjgshd hzbsdhd September 23, 2012
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human

the smartest and most advanced living organisms to ever exist, who somehow manage to be the dumbest things on the planet.
person 1: humans are the smartest things in the universe
person 2: so why don't they act like it

humans make stupid mistakes

i love humans

i hate humans

i like dogs more than humans
by allthingsever May 31, 2014
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Humans

I see humans, but not humanity
by As_red_as_blood January 6, 2016
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