Chip/Hoodie

A really cool, but sadistic person :)

“Dude.. you’re pretty Chip/Hoodie”
“Woah bro, that was pretty Chip/Hoodie”

by Raptor323 September 7, 2020

tall hoodie

A long hoodie which goes down to the knees
Usually worn by freestyle skiers

Ah man thats a sick tall hoodie your rockin today

by hrfc January 11, 2014

hoodie weenie

That section at the bottom of a zip-up hoodie that pokes up when you're sitting down as if it were a boner.

Do you have a boner? No, my hoodie weenie just won't stay down.

by 12!07 January 20, 2014

ZOVEN HOODIE

/CEO EDITION/

Origin: Super•fly

A clothing article made for the sedulous leader that believes in figuring out of a way after every door closes.

A wardrobe worn by the person who manifests positivity and holds themselves accountable in every situation.

A garment made for the purpose driven individual that understands that smaller circles often get the bigger picture…

(www.zovenvending.com)

“I’m stepping out in my Zoven Hoodie”

by CEO DEZ November 23, 2021

Hoody Bow

n. The act of nearing the end of cleaning ones teeth whilst wearing a hoody. As you lean over the sink to spit, one arm comes across the front of the body to catch the toggles of said hoody in a bow- like manner.

Person 1: "What's that white stuff on your hoody?"

Person 2: "I was in a rush this morning and forgot to do the 'hoody bow'"

Person 1: "Oh"

by Dan_the_01 May 5, 2011

dream hoodie

Something a virgin wears, an ugly piece of clothing

Person 1 “did you see Barthalamuel’s dream hoodie?”

Person 2 “Yeah no wonder he lives in his mom’s basement.”

by Kermit soup suck July 8, 2022

Hoodie whore

A girl who only wants a guy for his hoodies.

Guy1: “Yo dude i think Jess likes me ye”
Guy2: “ nah bro she’s just a hoodie whore”
Guy1: “ what’s a hoodie whore?”
Guy2: “ she don’t find u attractive she finds ur hoodies attractive”
Guy1: “ damn...”

by Hoodiewhore1 November 22, 2019