hayley's bed

something that is easy to break when used so much because it wriggles.

"your phone is so hayley's bed!"
"what?"
"its so broken, like hayley's bed!"

by sh... September 8, 2025

Hayley

A bitch

Hayley is a bitch

by Hayleyhater March 3, 2025

Hayley

A specific archetype of girl/woman that meets the following criteria:
-Lives in a mental hospital
-Has BPD and is potentially psychotic
-Makes vague Britney Spears references in her therapeutic work (Oops... I did it Again)
-Wants to have intercourse with men whom she knows that after interacting with they will be mentally and spiritually tortured from their experience
-Refers to men she's slept with or intends to sleep with as her "victims"

Which is to say, any woman at one time or another, but Hayleys are more consistent in their neuroses. Dyed hair is not a necessary criterion, but very common.

"Bro I think I'm gonna have a mental breakdown after fucking that chick from the bar"
"Well yeah man, she was a total Hayley."

by Vladshmir Putlor February 21, 2022

hayley

Hayley is a shy person if you don't talk to her often but once you get to know her she is a crazy girl who likes to have a good time. she is trustworthy, honest, sweet and caring. if she's single shes ready to mingle with boys who tend to start with A. she goes for guys that are caring, funny, honest and have a nice smile. if the guy cannot be bothered talking to her or approach her she will eventually move on. but whatever happens Hayley will always be there for you.

' bro did you see hayley shes so shy'

by chi8A June 15, 2019

Haylei Cheney

the skinniest twiggy twig twig thin skinny thinny minnie twiggy iggy 1.5 inch waist queen

"have you seen haylei cheney?"
"the skinny one?"
"who else 👅"

by pocketknivesuwuonichan January 18, 2025

hayley larrabee

is the most anyoeing person on earth but can still kick ur ass

woow this chick is such a hayley larrabee

by jacky chan1234567890 January 17, 2013

Hayley

The most incredible friend a guy could hope to have. She is loyal, lives her life with integrity and authenticity, qualities to be appreciated and admired. Beautiful inside and out, but often shy when it comes to taking a compliment.

If you get the chance to spend time in her company, take it. You’ll laugh, learn and almost certainly love.

Friendship with Hayley is incredible

Hayley is the friend everyone wants, but not everyone can have

by Whisky&Wine April 23, 2024