When a person enthusiastically backs war, but leaves the actual fighting to others, even though they are capable of joining the military themselves. When asked why they aren’t in uniform, a Chicken Hawk has a long list of weak excuses.. but the real answer is they’re afraid.
“Man we ought to stay over in the Middle East until ALL of those terrorists are done for!”
“So why aren’t YOU over there?”
“Oh well, I’m in college, and I can’t take the pay cut, what with my car payment..”
“Ah I see. A Chicken Hawk.”
“So why aren’t YOU over there?”
“Oh well, I’m in college, and I can’t take the pay cut, what with my car payment..”
“Ah I see. A Chicken Hawk.”
by Hawks.Fan.12 March 02, 2020
by Puppy_woof November 05, 2015
Josh ate too much granola and soy protein shakes while climbing and had to drop a chocolate hawk half way up the cliff.
by Munstadi July 30, 2017
when you have to run to the toilet to take a shit and as soon as your pants hit the floor your rectum knows its time to release a hawksmash into the toilet. Often includes big splashes.
by ryan jjumbo January 12, 2011
A: One time I was driving and I saw a hawk swoop down and catch a mouse right outside the window!
B: That was a dream, stop hawk-swooping
B: That was a dream, stop hawk-swooping
by boocs March 18, 2022
Ian Hawke is the savior of this Earth. He is the creator of being and our messiah. He came down to our planet to save us and cleanse us of all evil. We will be forever grateful for his doing and how he truly saved us and spared us under his mercy. All hail Hawke.
by milonster hunter February 05, 2020
by johnny hammersticksss November 19, 2010