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What has two thumbs and doesn't give a crap

Used in situations when someone comments on something that you really don't care about.

How to use:
1. Say "what has two thumbs and doesn't give a crap"
2. Point both your thumbs at yourself
3. Say your name followed by "nice to meet you"
"Now when the dark prince finally does call you home, please promise me you'll donate your body to Science and i don't mean medical science but NASA because when those buzzcuts all but given up on trying to figure out what a black hole is and they get one look at that space where your heart is suppose to be, well by golly they are going to say 'oh yeah, thats what it is!'"
"Hey Champ, what has two thumbs and doesn't give a crap?"
Thumbs go up
"Bob Kelso, nice to meet you!"
by Madonkadonk2 May 20, 2009
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ash has a hand kink

basically ash has a hand kink but it’s only for vanessa’s hands
nobody:

no one:

nobody at all:

ash: vanessa’s hands-

hob: ash has a hand kink
by scarletenvyrunning May 8, 2019
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The term is a neologism. It was a joke 'Internet term' which was first used by "Friday Night Cranks" and has since been (rarely) used by fans of the show. It was supposed to be a common "figure of speech" used on Myspace (as told on the show) and was meant be mean, "Where do you live?" when stated. Similar to an euphemism.

The term "can I take a bite out of your taco?" was also created by Friday Night Cranks at the same time this one was.
by Eidokin November 27, 2009
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high school has-been

A person who had a halfway-decent playing career in high school sports, but was not good enough to compete at a higher level (i.e. college or professional)
He might have been the star of the football team back in the day, but he's nothing but a high school has-been.
by kozzie1317 July 18, 2011
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some stupid shit that some guy named johnny made on youtube telling little children to spam it on youtube comments
stupid child: The Waffle house has found its new host
everyone: SHUT THE FUCK UP
by AveriV1 January 16, 2023
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she has a great personality

"She has a great personality" can be used when talking about a girl with a great rack or ass in lieu of using vulgar comments or to simply hide your true thoughts from friends or females in the vicinity.

Slang for a nice set of tits or ass
*About a girl with huge tits*

Joe - Damn, she has a great personality!

Brian - Yeah her personality is huge!

"That girl has a real tight personality!
"Yeah she's got an amazing personality!"
by The Juggernaut73 August 7, 2012
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he has a girlfriend

What a girl tells her jealous boyfriend to calm him down about a male friend she associates with.
Usually is false.
Jealous boyfriend: Who the hell is Bob?? Why do you talk to him so much?!?

Girl: Bob is my friend, don't worry, he has a girlfriend.
by DiamondHead October 4, 2008
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