A sport construction out of metal with a horizontal metal bar in the middle where you can try to to wind your body around it in several positions and directions.
Being loved by german sports teachers at school. Probably invented by the devil himself.
Statistics say that every fifth student can leave the sports hall without crushed balls.
Being loved by german sports teachers at school. Probably invented by the devil himself.
Statistics say that every fifth student can leave the sports hall without crushed balls.
by EroxHD [YT] October 27, 2019
Get the Horizontal barmug. A sex act. Performed by wrapping your penis in a banana peel and squeezing the juice of an orange, a lime, and a grapefruit on top. Your partner then gives you head as you lay sideways on a flat surface, ideally with the curviture of your penis lining up with their throat.
by Sassy yet Classy June 8, 2016
Get the horizontal fruit-basketmug. I know 3 languages; My paents spoke English & French in the home, & I picked up Spanisah from t he Los Angeles horizontal dictionary
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada August 25, 2020
Get the horizontal dictionarymug. When you fuck a girl through a top hat that's full of pigeon shit and peanut butter with her legs doing a split with white bread slices with a hole in a middle.
by Ittytittyman April 27, 2022
Get the Horizontal Tophatmug. A theorized inferiority complex normally attributed to people who are overweight. It is characterized by overly-aggressive or domineering social behavior, such as lying, spreading rumors, manipulating or even harming others who may stand in their way, and carries the implication that such behavior is compensatory for the subject's physical or social shortcomings. A reverse horizontal napoleon complex has many of the same characteristics of a normal napoleon complex, with the difference being an overabundance of body mass as opposed to a short stature. This complex is sometimes synonymous with roid-rage, but can also apply to people with an abnormal or excessive fat accumulation where the subjects BMI is over 30.
That biker has reverse horizontal napoleon complex, he thinks he is big and bad because he weighs 300 pounds.
by strykermech January 30, 2021
Get the reverse horizontal napoleon complexmug. drinking so much alcohol that all you can think about is having to lie down on the ground, right then and there, horizontal.
“yo are you going to drink with us tonight?”
“YES, i have full intentions of being horizontal!”
“hell yeah! black out or back out! i’m gonna get horizontal too!!”
“YES, i have full intentions of being horizontal!”
“hell yeah! black out or back out! i’m gonna get horizontal too!!”
by finmtaf January 2, 2021
Get the horizontalmug. by Dawnrose February 18, 2018
Get the horizontal top hatmug.