gunt fucking

When two really fat people attempt to have sex but their flabby gunts slam eachother making sex next to impossible.

There is no way they can have sex, but I'm sure they do a lot of gunt fucking.

by north end sista December 7, 2012

z-gunt

When a woman's profile almost resembles the letter "Z" -
Her gunt sticks way out front, and her butt sticks way out the back. Prominent in women in their 40s.

Check out the 'z-gunt' on that cougar! ahhhh, zed gunt.

by Flek Light April 14, 2008

Thunder Gunt

A very large bread basket that ascends and joins with a woman's vagina is known as a thunder gunt.

Wow sir, you sure can tell that your mother has had many children by her generous thunder gunt!

by choobz June 16, 2009

gunt shunter

another offical word for "dickhead" also felch breath could be used

the last time i was called gunt shunter was in the nam with turkis to my left, nazis to the right and those felch breath nips behind me and you dare call me gunt shunter.

by ash dawg (not homie) July 29, 2008

gunt slap

when a women with a "gunt" uses it to slap you, usually after a poor performance in the bedroom

"i had sum jib dick last night, so my old woman gunt slapped me"

by JohnnyK April 20, 2005

radioactive thunder-gunt

a gunt that is so floppy, when it moves from side to side it actually creates a sound that can only be described as thunder. This tunder clap actually creates a radioactive discharge. The only things that can survive this discharge are: cockroaches, twinkies and tom selleck.

i was walking to taco bell and i witnessed a traffic light disintegrate due to a radioactive thunder-gunt that was walking through the crosswalk.

by papa-squirrel-toaster August 7, 2009

gunt pizza with anchovies

A variant of gunt pizza used to describe the fish-like smell of menstruation

Your mom's genital area is so disgusting it's pretty much gunt pizza with anchovies

by eebnupasplee July 3, 2007